*waves Hand At My Blorbos* I Need You Two To Make Out Right Now. For Science.

Shang Qinghua, being depressed af: No one can hate me more than I do

Shen Qingqiu, reading his book: You'd be fucking surprised

3 MORE TO GO.

spare 14 please :')

THIS. THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING. LIKE, IN MY AU, YIN YU DIDNT BASICALLY RAISE HUA MEI YING BC HE WANTED TO. HUALIAN WOULD LOVE THEIR DAUGHTER TO DEATH BUT PARENT HER? ABSOLUTELY NOT. WANGXIAN ON THE OTHER HAND? TOP TIER, ON GOD. SHOULD BE GIVEN ALL THE KIDS. WONDERFUL.

As much as I love mpreg and will read it regardless of canon, I will admit that of all the mxtx couples, wangxian are the only ones who can be trusted with children. Binghe would inevitably get jealous of the kid for taking too much of Shizun’s attention, Shen Qingqiu can barely be trusted as a teacher, Hua Cheng doesn’t give a fuck about anyone other than Xie Lian, and Xie Lian barely even remembers to check on any child he comes into contact with in canon. All of those freaks are better off child-free. Fortunately, wangxian makes up for this deficiency by being amazing parents who’d probably have like a dozen kids

@definitely-not-27kirune12 does this work? :)

Such elegant boys*.

*when they want to be! 😅

Shen Yuan is the target audience of “hang in there” cat posters, Shang Qinghua is the primary consumer

Shen Yuan who accidentally becomes Shang Qinghua's roommate after inviting him over so many times that he already has his toothbrush there.

His whole family thinks they are a couple.

His sis thinks that they are even in very advanced steps of their relationship, like, already engaged or something because of their level of intimacy and closeness.

His brothers think that Shang Qinghua is a vermin who takes advantage of their little Yuan-er's money, until they come across Shang Qinghua grocery shopping and notice all the care he takes in choosing products that won't harm Shen Yuan despite his own comments about love those spicy instant noodles so much (noodles that he don't add to his shopping cart. Everything there is healthy, nutritious and free of agrochemicals).

Eventually, his parents accept Shang Qinghua as well. Sometimes they start calling him "son" and so. As long as Shen Yuan is happy...

Shen Yuan doesn't understand why his family is so weird. He, in love with that pathetic author? What's wrong with them? They live together so that idiot doesn't have to pay rent and prostitute his novel!! Let him write a happy ending without the demands of a jerk-off audience for Luo Binghe!!!

Eventually, PIDW's comments also start to believe for some reason that Airplane and Peerless Cucumber have become boyfriends. Shen Yuan is resigned. Fuck you all.

that scene where lxc is like "wangji why are you still here?" and lwj goes "xiongzhang is here, naturally i am also here" and lxc is like "why don't you go talk to your friend wei-gongzi? :)" makes me believe that in a modern AU lxc would want to go with his friends to the movies but shufu would tell him to take lwj with him, so it's now teenage 3zun trying to have a have a nice hang out while being followed by the most miserable 10 year old you've ever seen

art wip of the sillies!!!! :) sqq deserves ALL the hugs!!

MDZS: not even badly summarized just. Bad. This is bad.

Nie Huaisang: why is no one calling me out for being evil :( i literally am blasting look what you made me do on repeat in my earbuds can u not hear it Wei Wuxian: im on my shojo protagonist arc mb Jiang Cheng: ur huaisang??????? Nie Huaisang: ?? Jiang Cheng: i didnt recognise u. thot u were a girl. Nie Huaisang: oh lol me too sometimes lowkey Jiang Cheng: whats in your shirt that ive not been staring at for the past hour then. Nie Huaisang: oh! pulls out two pristine cat skulls from his shirt like the worlds worst bra pads GLAD YOU ASKED

Moshenshang cannot use pet names. Like, not as in they don’t want to, as in they are incapable of it. Mobei-jun doesn’t understand the concept that pet names are supposed to be endearing and not just random words, so sometimes SQQ or SQH get hit with the “yes, chair?” and are left in utter confusion. Meanwhile if cumplane call each other anything other than “bro” one of them will go into shock and need medical treatment, and Mu Qingfang ain’t paid enough for that.