How Dare People Hide The Funniest Shit In Their Tags. You Cannot Simply Be Hilarious Then Flounce Off

Jiang Cheng:Mingjue, I'm asking your permission to date your brother. Nie Mingjue (secretly very pleased Jiang Cheng asked and 1000% approves and has been shipping for 2 years atp): What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you've asked, no you can't. Beat me in a duel first.

The leaves were long, the grass was green The hemlock-umbels tall and fair And in the glade a light was seen Of stars in shadow shimmering

Kaveh,,,,,

they are two whole dumbasses and I love them

cumplane doodle dump

also modern cumplane with tfem shen yuan

I spent so long trying to figure out which was Lan Wangji and which was Wei Wuxian I forgot actual rabbits exist

run, recline, rest.

Moshenshang babytrap au

imagine Mobei-jun and Shen Qingqiu end up out drinking together, and eventually SQQ gets drunk enough that he breaks and goes on a tirade about how much he likes Shang Qinghua and all the great things about him. Mobei-jun is just like “vry understandable finally someone sees the vision. Wanna babytrap him.”

Somehow, they work out a plan for this, but they’re both terrible at flirting that all their plans to get Qinghua to sleep with them for babytrapping purposes are just awful. neither has any clue what foreplay is or flirting is. They’re too hot and autistic for it. So sqh is ends up confused and a little scared.

But how do you improve a skill? Practise, obviously. So, reluctantly, MBJ and SQQ begin practising… with each other. SQH somehow learns and is like “oh well im happy for you!”, and that’s when they panic, bc “NO THIS ISNT- WE WANT YOU CARNALLY THIS WAS PART OF THE PLAN” “WAIT. PLAN?!?!?!” “Qingqiu is pregnant.” “WHAT.”

Everyone is shocked. Mostly Shen Qingqiu. But also the maid who was passing by and is extremely confused. Either way, this pregnancy is clearly SQH’s fault. And since he created the world, he’s basically the father, so he should take responsibility. As should MBJ, of course. Wouldn’t it be a shame if they all had to get married because of this? Such a damn shame…. (Cut to Moshen high-fiving under the table)

Shen Qingqiu underestimates Shang Qinghua’s sheer dumbassery, and thinks that he knows Mobei-jun is courting him and is just playing it coy. So when he realizes he ALSO likes the dumbass hamster, he decides to start using the same tactics. Meanwhile, Shang Qinghua is deeply confused and alarmed at why suddenly he has TWO men beating him up 2+ times a day. He’s not built for this! He’s just a little guy!

Oh my GOD the moshenshang hyperfixation is really getting you huh? whats binghe doing in this au tho, I imagine he’s learning self love and care and generally not needing another persons validation to live anymore. Thoughts?

IT IS IT IS LOL

And yes rhat’s the perfect answer. He’s working through his like. Shizun equivalent of daddy issues and listening to Lana Del Rey while stressbaking. He probably has a dog.

i love the fact that shang qinghua, who has always considered himself the height of mediocrity, scored the two pickiest people in the world: Mobei Jun, who will simply freeze people into ice cubes and leave them to die if he doesn't vibe with them, and Shen yuan, who was born being a hater, died being a hater, woke up, and continued being a hater.

Shen Qingqiu literally used to have lists of cup ramen brands he refused to eat bc the texture of their noodles was off, and Mobei Jun has killed people for disliking the sound of their feet when they walked.

but they both looked at this hamster once and were like “fucking marriage material lets go”

Mo Dao Zu Shi: JingYi’s unexpected talent

No one knows the GuSu Lan rules better than Lan JingYi.

(Twitter has been wondering if LQR is dying. He’s not. He’s just sick–he’ll be back to putting the fear of deities into disciples with sect rules the next year.)

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