Shen Yuan Is The Target Audience Of “hang In There” Cat Posters, Shang Qinghua Is The Primary Consumer

which version do you prefer? 💜💚 (ib: that one viral hualian pool table scene thing)

CONCEPT: drunk Shang Qinghua mentioning that with his massive tits, Mobei Jun would look fucking hot in a corset, and so Shen Qingqiu, former cosplayer, whips out his sewing skills and makes a fancy blue corset for Mobei Jun and Shang Qinghua just passes away from being a flustered gay little hamster

Shang Qinghua: wait… how did you know how to make a corset so fast?? Shen Qingqiu: well. sometimes with my old cosplays…. Shang Qinghua, ready to die for a second time: oh my god. Shen Qingqiu: look, i just had a thin waist okay? it worked with my body type! Shang Qinghua: OH MY GOD.

Moshenshang babytrap au

imagine Mobei-jun and Shen Qingqiu end up out drinking together, and eventually SQQ gets drunk enough that he breaks and goes on a tirade about how much he likes Shang Qinghua and all the great things about him. Mobei-jun is just like “vry understandable finally someone sees the vision. Wanna babytrap him.”

Somehow, they work out a plan for this, but they’re both terrible at flirting that all their plans to get Qinghua to sleep with them for babytrapping purposes are just awful. neither has any clue what foreplay is or flirting is. They’re too hot and autistic for it. So sqh is ends up confused and a little scared.

But how do you improve a skill? Practise, obviously. So, reluctantly, MBJ and SQQ begin practising… with each other. SQH somehow learns and is like “oh well im happy for you!”, and that’s when they panic, bc “NO THIS ISNT- WE WANT YOU CARNALLY THIS WAS PART OF THE PLAN” “WAIT. PLAN?!?!?!” “Qingqiu is pregnant.” “WHAT.”

Everyone is shocked. Mostly Shen Qingqiu. But also the maid who was passing by and is extremely confused. Either way, this pregnancy is clearly SQH’s fault. And since he created the world, he’s basically the father, so he should take responsibility. As should MBJ, of course. Wouldn’t it be a shame if they all had to get married because of this? Such a damn shame…. (Cut to Moshen high-fiving under the table)

@acanthusbloomed’s art is so fire <3

This is us.

Three times I drew Qinghua, three times he looks different

Lin Mian my beloved

concept: a villain with adhd, and a hero with autism. They hate each other but also are very accommodating.

Actually Hua Cheng just leaving Ghost City the second Xie Lian shows up is so fucking funny because that man radiates neurosis.

You can not tell me every second he spent not searching for Xie Lian he was not micromanaging that city with a fine tooth comb literally acting as mayor, judge, law enforcement and James Gatsby probably while learning some niche new information on the side. Dragging along his equally workaholic desperate to be useful sectary with his designated emo phase mask and a shovel for like 600 years only to immediately yeet all his responsibilities onto Yin Yu’s overstimulated lap with a hair twirl and giggling about his Gege.

Like I think 4 months after he comes back and is chilling in the honeymoon phase he’ll wake up at 3am realise he hasn’t looked an abacus in over a year and go on a rampage fully fuelling Yin Yu into a fully formed wrath with sheer insanity because THERE IS WORK TO DO. He’s gotta paint the city from #8B0000 to #DC143C all before Xie Lian wakes up and realises he’s let his city go to ruins.

Nie Huaisang

Ugh, I HATE this. I NEVER know which wine to get. Which wine pairs with sunflower seeds, millet, corn, dandelion greens, grass, AND worms?!? I wish they just TOLD me red, white, or rosé. I'm definitely tweeting about this later.

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