So Excited For The Emergence Of Dracula Daily Because Now I Can Indulge My Ever-present Dracula Obsession  

acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression

I think the funniest possible modern textual adaptation of Dracula would be Jonathan as a part time recipe blogger and you have to scroll through 10 paragraphs of the most harrowing thing you’ve ever read in your life just to get the recipe for paprika hendl

cuddling isn't enough i want to make home in your ribs

I wish I knew about this beautiful art sooner. This needs to be more popular.

My dear friend Johnathan Harker going through waves of "I'm gonna die" to "tell me more about your history Dracula" is really too funny

this life is mine it did not come to me I chose it I fought for it even the mistakes and the bad days and the regrets they’re all mine

— Georgia O'Keeffe

Is your boyfriend on tumblr?

he isn't allowed to use the internet