DO YOU HASBRO??!!

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

Bird and Fish by Huang Guangjian

"oh please mr harker listen to me talk for hours so you can correct my already-perfect english" okay slut

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

I see myself in a field of wild flowers 6 feet under feeding nature my remains

it makes me so uncomfortable when people ask me “where do you see yourself in [x] years” like……..i see myself cold in the ground my guy but thats not the answer u want to hear so this is an awkward predicament we’re in huh

Dracula really sucks at trying to be normal or unsuspecting. But seems to be a great one man party slaving away to keep his dinner pleased.

Jonathan just really sucks at listening to his fight or flight system. I'm not too sure he even has one at this point.

wizards will wear a little hat

Me reading haunting Adeline in a nutshell