I Always Forget How Much Of A Hell Getting Up In The Morning During The Cold Months Is Until Im Trying

Me reading haunting Adeline in a nutshell

A boop cat to live on your blog!!!!!

Omw to get some of that shlong dong

this life is mine it did not come to me I chose it I fought for it even the mistakes and the bad days and the regrets they’re all mine

Not Johnathan seeing Dracula crawling out the window and down the castle wall for his FIRST THOUGHT TO BE “LOOK A LIZARD 🦎”

all this talk of vanilla extract is reminding me of this tumblr screenshot classic

Dracula: I wonder if my good friend Jonathan Harker is talking about me in his journal.

Dracula: ....... The fuck is this? (Can't read shorthand)

bitch everything about me is gold from brain to pussy, i deserve the best