No Offense But I Just…. Want Silence Everything Is Too Loud And Too Much

Spooky season is here!

Have some Eldritch monster magical girls

Oh, Dracula

Johnathan Harker: Oh my God, I am a prisoner in this wretched castle! Nothing but prey for that bewildering Dracula fellow! There is no hope for me but to pray I arise no suspicion in Dracula so I may delay the inevitable.

Dracula, washing Johnathan’s dishes: This is going great. I’m gonna get a good grade in being human, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

thankful to Dracula Daily for teaching me that this Hark a Vagrant comic is literally exactly what happens in the book

Other great options:

4. The iconic windows wallpaper

5. That one cliff in movies were they ride horses

6. Meadow of wild flowers

7. Tokyo's busy street

8. White sheet covered bed with a letter in your hand uncovering your hidden truths.

9. Grand Canyon

10. By a bat cave when they are active

NOT SO GOOD PLACES:

1. Any kitchen

2. Mount fuji (human slushy no bleed)

3. In a forest full of dinosaurs

4. In space on an alien infested ship

6. At the bottom of Mount Rushmore.

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

Mmmmmm do I smell delicious

catching a whiff of my own perfume and being like “oh that smells nice!!!” small joys every day baby

posting dangerously. scrolling menacingly. liking wretchedly. reblogging savagely.

It's Shia LaBeouf

You’re driving home alone in the dead of night, and you see a child in the middle of the night. Feeling sympathetic, you offer to drive them to the police station to find their parents, only you find out that thing that you picked up isn’t just a child…

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