Battinson Would Be So Delightfully Awkward With A Dick Grayson.

physically i’m here, mentally i’m in the arms of a fictional character

Jaskier sitting alone in the middle of the woods post-mountain divorce: *sneezes”

Geralt, from where he is keeping an eye on Jaskier from the top of a tree that he has climbed: Bless you.

Jaskier: ...god?

tell me this isn’t exactly what this feels like

Katsuki Bakugou x daughter reader

• You, my little dove, were a product of a one night stand VERY early in his hero career

• He goes to a big party and nine months later theres a baby girl on his door step with his blonde hair and her mothers eyes and he immediately knows what happened

• He's pissed.

• He's pissed at himself for going that far and he's pissed at the mom for neglecting to tell him

• But you? He loves you SO much and damn if he wouldnt carry the weight on his shoulders so he could give you a happy life

• His image suffers a little bit, theres scandals and news stations and publishers trying to find the mom

• His former classmates and friends are there to help

• Deku scolds the public during an interview and basically tells them to go fuck themselves

• The public looks at him with distaste for a little while before it blows over

• He honestly doesn't care though

• His focus is on you.

• You're such a sweet girl- such a daddies girl.

• And I'm telling you now you soften that man up so much

• I've seen HC's where Katsuki blows his kids off for being a hero and honestly I thinks that's so far from what he'd actually do

• He'd still have his career but outside that career you are his main focus.

• He'll spend nights cuddling you, he'll make baby food, he'll sing for you, fuck he even learns how to sew

• He'll make you cute little headbands and what not

• He ends up getting together with Deku when you're about one

• Obviously you're pretty familiar with him at this point

• He's the only person (besides Katsukis mother) that can hold you without you crying and reaching for your dad

• He's still temperamental, he still has a sour attitude, but he's noticeably calmer when he's with you.

• his friends LOVE you

• to death

• Kiri is the cool uncle

• Mina is the whine aunt

• Sero and Kaminari are crackhead uncles

• He'll hold you close to his chest and glare at people being to loud or walking to close to you

• He's VERY protective

• But he's happier than he's ever been with you and Deku

• And when he and deku tie the knot and you waddle down the aisle throwing flower petals he thinks he cries more seeing you then than he does when he SEES deku

• You stay with Grandma Bakugou while they go on their honeymoon

• Bakugou def cries bc he misses you and Deku can't even judge bc he's so close to tears himself

• They almost cut the honeymoon short

• God they're so whipped

• Definitely cries again when they get back and you run over

• "Daddy!"

- "Hi Babygirl,"

• Anyway watching you grow up KILLS him

• What kills him even more is the fact that you want to be a hero

• and that you have an incredibly powerful quirk so theres no way he'll be able to convince you otherwise.

• He threatens each of the teachers there on your first day

• Aizawas just 😐

• The two of you do have arguments, because you're just as stubborn and hotheaded as he was

• Deku sometimes has to negotiate but most of the time he just sits quietly and watches it go down bc its entertaining and you two will figure it out on your own

• He's still super protective

• That's not ever going to change

• You get taken the same way he did during your first year

• He doesn't even bother trying to hide his anger, he goes absolutely APE SHIT

• When they find where you are he annihilates everything in his path to get to you

• Everyone else is sure to stay out if the way

• Did I mention that you won the Sports festival??

• Well you do (and spoilers you keep the title your entire time in highschool)

• Dekus handing you the medal and Bakugou is in the stands screaming because he's just so damn proud

• He makes sure that you understand how much he loves you

• He loves his mom but sometimes she said some harsh things and he didnt really know if she was joking and he doesnt want that for you

• He's very expressive w his love for his daughter

• You are his pride and joy and nothing will EVER take that away

you ever just think about how this is how these two idiots met

requests??? if yes omg like imagine a hard of hearing reader who’s chewing her gum a little too loud. no one else is too bothered by it cause the understand she can’t really hear herself. but bakugo is just like So comfortable with the reader and their relationship he just straight up tells her to stfu (in a non hostile way ofc reader knows he’s just being his angsty self lmao) but everyone else is like 😳 bruh bakugo you can’t say that but reader just keeps chewing louder to piss him off

Sure! Thank you so much for the request and I hope this is okay, I’ve never written something like this before heh

JFC: in this, you use sign-language, which Bakugo can understand, but he just decides to speak loudly (you've got moderate hearing loss, meaning you can most likely hear his loud-ass voice). anything in bold is in sign language.

Most people had expected you and Bakugo to get along horribly. The blonde had little to no restraint at all, and due to you being deaf, most people had to have some sort of patience while you tried to figure out what someone was saying instead of constantly asking them to speak up. However, this wasn't the case at all, and you both got along extremely well - at least, as well as one could get with the explosive blonde.

Surprisingly, you'd been born with hearing loss instead of it being caused by your quirk or by somebody else, and it wasn't so awful that you couldn't hear anybody or anything. However, it did result in you not realising how loud you were sometimes, or how noticeable the small things such as pen-clicking and finger tapping were. And one day, while everyone was on edge, you were chewing gum.

And it was loud.

As boisterous as Class 1-A was, none of them had the heart to tell you to quieten down. They knew you wouldn't be offended - you were super close with Katsuki Bakugo, for god's sake - but they just didn't want to come across as impolite. Even Kaminari had his mouth shut, trying his best to focus on something else OTHER than the obnoxiously loud chewing you were doing. But, then again, they weren't too bothered by it. You were hard-of-hearing, and it wasn't as if they were going to die by this one small act.

On the other hand... Bakugo existed. And, sitting right behind you in class, he was finding it increasingly irritating to the point small sparks appeared in the palms of his hands. The small crackles were heard by everyone BUT you, and Yaoyorozu was trying her best to get him to stop without gaining your attention. She was absolutely terrified he'd upset you, especially since she was such a good friend of yours and she loved you to pieces, but Bakugo didn't care. He knew you were tough and hard-skinned, and everything he said seemed to bounce off anyway.

"Oi, Bastard," Bakugo then said loudly, and everything went absolutely silent. The tension in the air could've been sliced through with a knife, and a quiet 'Kacchan' echoed through the room from an embarrassed Midoriya.

Hearing this, you turned around in your seat, eyebrows furrowed at the blonde who was glaring rather intensely at you. A sheepish smile appeared on your face as you realised what was going to happen.

"Did you forget your hearing aids or some shit?" Bakugo asked, and you signed that they'd gone dead before pointing to your ears that were, indeed, empty. He groaned and rolled his eyes, knowing that he'd probably have to relay all the information said in this lesson to you afterwards, as that's what usually happened when you left your hearing aids at the dorms. "Explains a lot. You're pissing me off with that loud as fuck chewing. Either spit it out or quieten down."

You glared at him, one that he knew didn't mean anything. But, your frown then turned into an evil smile, and you signed okay before turning back around and chewing EVEN LOUDER on purpose. Giggling loudly when you heard a small explosion from behind, you went back to writing down your notes. Thankfully, by this little act, the tension had been released in the room and people could talk again without fearing an argument.

"YOU LITTLE SHIT-"

Be more polite about it next time, Rat.

The members of the class who actually understood sign-language (Kirishima, Midoriya, Iida, Yaoyorozu, Ashido, Uraraka, Shoji, Todoroki and Tsuyu) told the others what you were saying, and laughter filled the room at your comments.

"You're so dead when we leave this classroom," Bakugo hissed, loud enough for you to hear. "Understand?"

Chewing even louder, you turned your head and gave him a cheeky grin, knowing there was no way in hell he'd hurt you, especially with the disadvantage you currently had. Bakugo was very protective of you, due to the fact you'd known each other since you were kids and he knew that when you didn't have your hearing aids in, you were much more vulnerable.

Try me.

With that, you spun back around in your seat, finished off writing what you were doing and making sure to chew noisily for the rest of the lesson.

Just re-watched Civil War

And had a very sad realization (shocking? Not a bit)

Mid-fight with Steve, FRIDAY says “You can’t beat him hand-to-hand,” and Tony replies, “Analyze his fight pattern.” And then we actually *see* FRIDAY run the analysis in real-time. I’m talking:

Analysis of Steve’s fighting form and the shield,

an in-depth scan of the suit, and finally

Analysis of the literal impact force of Steve’s hits. 

You could read into this in a lot of different ways. But I’ll tell you what it meant to me. 

It meant that in every interaction Tony could conceive of with Steve, in every contingency Tony ever thought through, in thousands of possibilities Tony Stark never once thought he’d have to fight Steve Rogers. Not seriously.

He didn’t have a plan for it. He didn’t have a preset protocol for FRIDAY to call up. Not even close.

Because ready-for-everything-always Tony Stark — the creator of the Iron Legion; the maker of Veronica and the Hulkbuster; the guy who installed an instant kill mode in Peter’s suit; the guy who slept with his suit at his beck and call every night for months; the guy who has been thinking about Thanos since before he could put a name to the imminent threat he foresaw; Tony my-middle-name-should-be-paranoid (with good reason) Stark — never once considered that he’d be up against Steve Rogers. 

I think that’s heartbreaking. And it says a hell of a lot. 

Some twitter memes. Again