Jaskier Sitting Alone In The Middle Of The Woods Post-mountain Divorce: *sneezes”

Bucky really went from a cranky scowling old man who never smiles to that Cool (gay) uncle who pulls up 2 hours late to the family cookout with sunglasses, cake and level 100 swagger

Now that's character development

This is the original concept art for Bucky’s “pretend” Winter Soldier look in Madripoor (note the short hair). This is what we could’ve had. The eye makeup! THE MASK!!! We were robbed!

At least we still got a very good chest harness though. It’s fine, I’m fine. I’ll take the scraps I’m given, beggars can’t be choosers and all that, but could you imagine if Zemo had dressed him up in THIS?? I would’ve died on the spot.

I’m scared that they’re hiding Jaskier because they aged him up and want it to be a surprise. Just let him be inexplicably immortal you cowards!

Me: *thinking I’d be an amazing warrior if I ever stepped foot into a medieval fantasy world*

Versus me if I actually ever stepped foot into a medieval fantasy world:

Will I die for you? Yes. Will I turn subtitles off for you? No.

People: God Burn Butcher Burn from the new Witcher season SLAPS 

Me, appearing in their reflection like Bloody Mary: Yeah it does! Anyway, did you know Joey Batey has a band called the Amazing Devil? He sounds the same singing for it and a bunch of the songs could fit Jaskier if you tried! It’s not just him, there’s a woman in the band that sings with him named Madeleine Hyland. Her voice is ethereal and their harmonies are bone-shaking. She should really have a cameo in the Witcher ANYWAY they have three albums they just released their newest one it’s called Ruin and it’s really really good. The band’s called the Amazing Devil did I already say that? Devils. That are Amazing. Amazing Devil. Joey Batey. It’s good. It’s good. It’s really really goo- *the mirror breaks* 

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

Jaskier, removing his multicoloured heart shaped shades: I beg your fucking pardon??

The Cottage at the Edge of the Woods: Series Masterlist

Pairing: Geralt x reader (no Y/N)

Reader: Female, implied plus size but generally nondescript

Summary: When monsters are cruel and the Continent is crueller, Geralt knows he can always find a few days of peace with you, the gentle healer who lives in the cottage at the edge of the woods.

Updated: 1/2/22

This series is non-chronological and is made up of blurbs and one-shots about a pair of pining idiots and their friends. You’re always welcome to requests blurbs set in this universe!

Search #the cottage vibes on my blog for reblogs of quotes, gifs and more related to this series!

BLURBS

Meet Ciri

Geralt gets injured

Ciri’s first night

The bard

ONE SHOTS

In Sickness and in Health (bonus deleted scene)