Boobs.

a whole visual

literally today, over a year after airing, do I realize “you’re a dick, with BALLS!” is referring to those lil stone balls the deovel/Sylvan hit Jaskier with???

*volume warning*

Me: *thinking I’d be an amazing warrior if I ever stepped foot into a medieval fantasy world*

Versus me if I actually ever stepped foot into a medieval fantasy world:

Jaskier and Geralt in The Witcher Season 2 Official Trailer

tell me this isn’t exactly what this feels like

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

This tweet totally describes me

are they… you know…….. *imitates crowbar swinging*…… jason todd fans?