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jaskier writing burn butcher burn about geralt, despite being the one who got everyone to stop calling him the butcher : the bard giveth and the bard taketh away

Jaskier and Geralt in The Witcher Season 2 Official Trailer

I wanna talk about something that I have not stopped thinking about for weeks and yet I haven’t seen a single soul mention it.

I know I implied before that the Winter Soldier outfit was designed solely for looks and not function, but that’s not completely true. Parts of it certainly do have some actual function, namely holding as many weapons as humanly possible. 

With that in mind, I want to bring your attention to the iconic chest strap/harness. On the original CATWS outfit, this harness is designed to carry a gun on his back (specifically a Skorpion vz 61).

Now let’s look at the “Winter Soldier” outfit that Zemo gives Bucky in TFATWS. It includes a very similar chest harness, yet what’s on the back? Nothing. It literally serves no practical purpose. There’s not even a place to carry a gun if he wanted. So… why? What’s the point of him wearing it at all?

This time the harness is purely symbolic. It’s there to evoke the image of the original outfit – to let people know “this is the Winter Soldier”. As confirmed by the scenes in Madripoor, it seems to be widely known that the Winter Soldier is not a free agent but an attack dog who will follow his master’s every order. Therefore, this harness was explicitly designed and worn to suggest (through its strong visual association with the Winter Soldier) that he is, once again, OWNED and COMMANDED by someone.

Basically what I’m saying is Zemo dressed him up with the equivalent of a fucking collar.

What Rules? - Jethro Gibbs

Pairing: Gibbs x Reader

Warnings: not really…head smacking. 

A/N - thanks to the lovely @aoniegherane2020 for beta reading for me. This is my first time writing for NCIS though I love the show. Let me know how I did.

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“Tony, just stop,” you pleaded with your friend and co-worker. Your head rested in your hands as you rubbed your temples with your thumbs.

“Come on, Y/N,” Tony prodded from where he was perched on the edge of your desk. “Just one date. You and John would be perfect together.“

You leaned back in your seat, arms crossed over your chest. This had been going on for the last month. “Tony, I do not need your help finding a date. I only agreed to the last two because you wouldn’t leave me alone about it. If I recall correctly, you said they were perfect for me as well.”

He cleared his throat, his gaze darting down then back to you. “They were.”

You arched a brow. “I’m actually concerned about what that means you think about me, DiNozzo. Richard was an ass–”

“He couldn’t have been that bad.”

“He hit on the waitress while I was in the restroom and slipped her his phone number. She told me before we left.”

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