Literally Today, Over A Year After Airing, Do I Realize “you’re A Dick, With BALLS!” Is Referring

you travel over 20 years with someone and they leave you one day after a fight so you drop a brutal break-up song. after months, your ex is back in your life with their other ex (who is now your bestie) and a kid. now you're at your ex's childhood home. oh, and also you're a spy. jaskier is living out the most chaotic romcom thriller ever and no one else even realizes.

Thinking about how Odysseus carved the wedding bed out of an olive tree, which means the bed is rooted in the ground.

Thinking about the line “You don’t think I know my own palace? I built it!”.

Thinking about the implication that Odysseus built his entire palace around that olive tree, his and Penelope’s wedding bed, a symbol of their love.

Odysseus’ world is literally built around his love for Penelope.

…..i’m not crying, i just have an odypen in my eye.

People: God Burn Butcher Burn from the new Witcher season SLAPS 

Me, appearing in their reflection like Bloody Mary: Yeah it does! Anyway, did you know Joey Batey has a band called the Amazing Devil? He sounds the same singing for it and a bunch of the songs could fit Jaskier if you tried! It’s not just him, there’s a woman in the band that sings with him named Madeleine Hyland. Her voice is ethereal and their harmonies are bone-shaking. She should really have a cameo in the Witcher ANYWAY they have three albums they just released their newest one it’s called Ruin and it’s really really good. The band’s called the Amazing Devil did I already say that? Devils. That are Amazing. Amazing Devil. Joey Batey. It’s good. It’s good. It’s really really goo- *the mirror breaks* 

kaminari: 🎶 i want to see my little boy 🎶

kirishima, carrying a feral bakugou by the armpits: HERE HE COMES

gideon: i have made the perfect profiler

hotch: you screwed up a perfectly good child prodigy is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety

Everyone: Merlin, no

Merlin: Merlin, yes

Arthur: Merlin, no

Merlin:...

Merlin: Merlin, definitely yes

alternatively

Everyone: Arthur, no

Arthur: Arthur, yes

Merlin: Arthur, no

Arthur: Arthur, no

Thinking about how when Spencer and Derek were interrogating a violent suspect and he lurched forward at them, Derek’s first instinct was to jump up physically put himself between Spencer and their suspect.

Thinking about how Derek, who is notably not in charge, told Spencer that “I am not letting you get on that [hostage] train,” indicating that he sees himself as a non-negociable barrier between Spencer and dangerous situations.

Thinking about how when Spencer was missing, Derek was irrationally and uncharacteristically angry at JJ for not doing a sufficient job at protecting Spencer, and the fact that he wanted physical revenge on the man who hit him on camera.

Thinking about Spencer being poisoned and Derek refusing to leave his side, spending the night in a hospital chair just to be near him and see to it that the treatment would work.

Thinking about how Spencer had a dream that he was being eaten alive by leeches and his automatic subconscious response was to cry out for Derek, because he knew that he would be there to help him.

Thinking about the fact that they fall so naturally into a protector/protected rhythm that neither of them even really seem to consciously think about it

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

Anyone else have this?

This tweet totally describes me