you travel over 20 years with someone and they leave you one day after a fight so you drop a brutal break-up song. after months, your ex is back in your life with their other ex (who is now your bestie) and a kid. now you're at your ex's childhood home. oh, and also you're a spy. jaskier is living out the most chaotic romcom thriller ever and no one else even realizes.
Anyone else have this?
80% of my time is spent reading fanfic
So thanks to all writers
hey mr matt reeves listen give the patman a son no listen trust me on this okay give him a son
This is the original concept art for Bucky’s “pretend” Winter Soldier look in Madripoor (note the short hair). This is what we could’ve had. The eye makeup! THE MASK!!! We were robbed!
At least we still got a very good chest harness though. It’s fine, I’m fine. I’ll take the scraps I’m given, beggars can’t be choosers and all that, but could you imagine if Zemo had dressed him up in THIS?? I would’ve died on the spot.
Which pan flag is the right one please I don't want to mess it up
THIS is the real pansexual flag we've been using for years:
bright pink, yellow, and blue stripes. this is the actual one.
THIS however, is made by mspec lesbian exclusionists and purity culture obsessed twt users:
dont use this or any other "new" pan flag they try to fucking make. its not our flag. its never been our fucking flag. as a pansexual i fucking hate everyone who uses this or tries to get content creators to support this. fuck exclusionists.
My favourite thing about fanfiction is that I can fall in love with the same characters a million times over but each story is different yet still has that familiarity to it- a feeling like coming home.
I finally went and did it! I finally got around to compiling all my currently completed Witcher Headcanons into one Master Post. I'm not including the Baby!Jaskier Interludes for the Trouble Headcanon because they are not finished yet. I have more in the works, so those will go in a separate post when they are ready!
Note: I've had a few helpful users point out that I don’t need to censor curse words and swears. I know I don't have to on tumblr, but it's a personal preference/choice. I don't have a problem with other people using that kind of language, I just choose not to use it myself.
Anyway, happy reading!
Fair
Chords
Adjustments
Yenskier
Gratuitous Jaskier Whump
Fun With Music
Eskel's New Scar
Soft!Yennefer Master Post
Soft!Jaskier Master Post
Chaotic Sibling Things
Signing
Wolf Greeting
Winter Games
Relationships
Ceremonies
Sounds Master Post
Hair Care Master Post
Learning The Hard Way
Trouble Master Post
The Splinter
Battle Cries Master Post
Attachment Objects
Dad!Geralt and Dancing
A Quick Witcher Imagine
Geralt's Van Master Post
Error 404 Brain Not Found
Mind Games Master Post
Video Bombing
Caller ID Master Post
Fighting Master Post
Oh gawd every time you think it's over it gers BETTER
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