Character: *has Frost Powers* Me: Your Backstory Is Family Related Trauma Isn’t It

Me: *thinking I’d be an amazing warrior if I ever stepped foot into a medieval fantasy world*

Versus me if I actually ever stepped foot into a medieval fantasy world:

you travel over 20 years with someone and they leave you one day after a fight so you drop a brutal break-up song. after months, your ex is back in your life with their other ex (who is now your bestie) and a kid. now you're at your ex's childhood home. oh, and also you're a spy. jaskier is living out the most chaotic romcom thriller ever and no one else even realizes.

The Oscars: The Witcher Edition

okay, so you know how most break-up songs go like "i can't believe i was such a fool, i love you, but you're no good for me" etc, etc?

well, jaskier's break up song about geralt goes like "burn in hell, bitch, hope you drop dead."

which got me thinking... remember that episode in s1, the one with the djinn? remember jaskier wished for valdo marx to drop dead?

conclusion: jaskier and valdo marx are exes.

There is nothing funnier to me than Bruce deciding to go to a circus to have fun for once in his miserable brooding life only to relive his childhood trauma and adopt a child

I can’t be the only who went StANd OuT AbOve the CrOwd 😎👍

gideon: i have made the perfect profiler

hotch: you screwed up a perfectly good child prodigy is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety

@nk-writes

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

Original comic by @coolfrogdude​