80% Of My Time Is Spent Reading Fanfic

“You see, we tend to draw parallels between people we lost and people we meet. We are like ghosts unable to let go of our haunt, filled to the brim with memories and heartache.”

are they… you know…….. *imitates crowbar swinging*…… jason todd fans?

Jaskier and Geralt in The Witcher Season 2 Official Trailer

The reason the new Batman is so good is bc it definitely was not made for the regular male super hero loving audience. It was made for the girls and the gays and especially the bi’s

Everyone: Merlin, no

Merlin: Merlin, yes

Arthur: Merlin, no

Merlin:...

Merlin: Merlin, definitely yes

alternatively

Everyone: Arthur, no

Arthur: Arthur, yes

Merlin: Arthur, no

Arthur: Arthur, no

(insp.)

Not even going to comment on this one!

People: God Burn Butcher Burn from the new Witcher season SLAPS 

Me, appearing in their reflection like Bloody Mary: Yeah it does! Anyway, did you know Joey Batey has a band called the Amazing Devil? He sounds the same singing for it and a bunch of the songs could fit Jaskier if you tried! It’s not just him, there’s a woman in the band that sings with him named Madeleine Hyland. Her voice is ethereal and their harmonies are bone-shaking. She should really have a cameo in the Witcher ANYWAY they have three albums they just released their newest one it’s called Ruin and it’s really really good. The band’s called the Amazing Devil did I already say that? Devils. That are Amazing. Amazing Devil. Joey Batey. It’s good. It’s good. It’s really really goo- *the mirror breaks* 

I can’t be the only who went StANd OuT AbOve the CrOwd 😎👍