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Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

Entreat me not to leave thee, idiot

After finally reading ‘Ghosts of the Shadow Market’ and wanting to cry ‘cause bro Zach (lmao still don’t know why i refer to him like that) deserved better and still does. I mean James Carstairs everybody.

Anyway, after reading it and not knowing if i should be crying, laughing or both when Jem says,

“Entreat me not to leave thee, idiot”

Like seriously, that’s the relationship explained in 7 words! Will being and insecure Herondale, thinking that even Jem was going to leave him, his Parabatai was going to leave him. Just to have James show him/ tell him that he cares about him, that he was still there. That he wasn’t going to leave Will, unless forced to.

Why does that just describe me?

I hate myself yet think i better then everyone.

Also describes Herondales

Meirl

“my child is fine” your child understands this meme

“Black lives matter” does not mean “fuck anyone who’s not black,” it means “support black people.”

“Gay rights” doesn’t mean “fuck anyone who’s not gay,” it means “support gay people.”

“Trans rights” doesn’t mean “fuck all cis people,” it means “support trans people.”

“Respect women” doesn’t mean “fuck all men,” it means “support women.”

It’s not about you.

reblog if you think hedgehogs are perfect, if you’re currently procrastinating, or if you’d like to passive-aggressively tax Jeff Bezos proportionally

no one ever has to know which one

I luv u

Fuckrah

“ Remove the first 4 letters from your name and add Fuck. “

this is people with 4 letter name oppression. my name is now just Fuck. height of comedy.

Holy fuck

This is a one note one day post for my friend. He's threatening suicide again. Please, reblog this. Like it. Spam in the replies. Anything. I'll reblog with his tiktok account if you want to contact him.

Do you ever look at someone and just go

"oh hell NOOOO I do not have the energy to deal with you right now"

Thanks for the tag @julesblackthorntho

Zodiac Sign: Pisces 

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Middle Name: Rose

Myers Briggs: Idk can’t remember.

Favorite Movie: The Darkest Minds/The Mortal instruments.

Sexuality: Straight (def not straight man i was in denial)

Last Book I Read: In the Afterlight by Alexandra Bracken

Favorite Singer: Jxdn/ Jaden Hossler

Favorite Album: Don’t have one, i like way to many completely different musicians and bands

@anyone who wants to do it

ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ғᴏʀ ᴛᴀɢɢɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ, @slytherinsqueen! ɪ'ʟʟ ᴛᴀɢ @drarrywishes, @ifuckinglovedrarry, @textrovert-01​, @weasleysflowr​, and @bluebutter-art​ ʙᴜᴛ ɪғ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ɪᴛ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ɢᴏ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ, ʙᴜɴ ♡

✧ zodiac sign ༺ sagittarius, rarely ophiuchus 

✧ hogwarts house ༺ slytherin

✧ middle name ༺ ebora

✧ myerbriggs personality type ༺  enfj, the developers

✧ favourite movie ༺ prisoner of azkaban

✧ sexuality ༺ bisexual

✧ five ships you like ༺ drarry, pansmione, linny, wolfstar, deamus, and basically any other gay ships with draco

✧ last book you read ༺ heir of fire by sarah j. maas

✧ favourite singer ༺ ava max

✧ favourite album ༺ heaven & hell 

1. Matthew x Sobriety x Happiness (i’m sorry peoples but i have to, i just want him to be happy!)

2. Magnus x Alec

3. Kit x Ty

4. Will x Tessa

5. Jem x Tessa (i can’t help it i want both my boys to be happy with Tess)

6. James x Cordelia 

7. Charlotte x Henry

8.  Julian x Emma

9. Jessie x Lucie (in a weird hes a ghost sort of way, but then i ship that in other fandoms so i can’t so shit)

10. Jace x Clary

@anyone who sees this and wants to do it

10 top shadowhunter ships

1These are my 10 top ships 

10.Christina x Mark x Kieran 

9.Sophie x Gideon

8.Charlotte x Henry

7.Mathew x Sobriety x Cordelia 

6.Jesse x Lucie

5.Julian x Emma

4.Kit x Ty

3.Helen x Aline

2.Jem x Will x Tessa

1.Magnus x Alec

I’m tagging @666-notsatan @jesse-blackthorn-is-the-best-boy @grace–blackthorn @roses-and-bikes-deactivated2020 @kityherondale @kit-12 To do this

do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend

this is the offical ‘i care’ symbol this is how it works: basically you reblog this and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at there message. if you care about your followers please reblog

Beautiful!

First idea of wall-e and eva as non binary sapphics

thoughts?

#9

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAPA WILL! 🥰🎉

Will stared out at the midnight London skyline from the window of the Institute’s music room. His parabatai’s violin visible from the corner of his vision, illuminated by the full moon and gathering dust just as it has been for years now.

It’s the first hour of his birthday. Another year spent with his soul’s other half at an arm’s length away from him; close enough to see and to touch, but not close enough to draw into his arms as much as he wanted to, never close enough to pull him back completely into his life again. Some would say Will was lucky. He could still talk to his parabatai when he was supposed to be dead.

Well, Will has always been greedy.

He was a sturdy masculine silhouette in the dead of night, his heart and head playing back memories before his eyes. He was still. He let the world turn while he stayed rooted in the past.

Something wet and warm attached itself on his ankle. Will jumped.

His son was staring at him with wide golden eyes and a wet smile.

“Oh dear.” Will murmured, picking James up off the floor and wiping his assaulted ankle with the blanket his son dragged out of bed with him.

“Why are you awake?” he asked James, wiping at his mouth with the blanket. It came away sticky with saliva. James lunged for his father’s cheek.

“I am not food my darling.” James giggled as Will pulled his mouth away from his cheek with an audible pop! Will grimaced and wiped his cheek with the blanket.

The long and silent journey to his room was made bearable by the tiny warm body snuggled in the crook of his neck. His baby protecting him from the walls of the Institute, thwarting its plans to close in on him with memories that refused to fade. Will dropped a kiss on his son’s head.

Tessa placed the book she was reading on their nightstand. She didn’t seem surprised to see Will enter with James. She patted the place beside her.

Will climbed on the bed and sat James between him and his mother. Tessa reached for her son.

“Why are you awake Jamie?” she asked her son. James didn’t reply, he laid his head on her swollen belly. Tessa smiled. In just a few months she’ll have two little ones running about their home.

She turned to look at Will, who was already looking at her fondly.

“Happy Birthday, love.” she kissed him. “I miss him too.”

“I know.” Will pulled his wife and son into his arms.

“I don’t want you to spend your birthday with that sad smile on your face.” Tessa’s hand came up to trace Will’s mouth.

“Our Jem may not be as near as we want him to be, but we still have other family.” she said.

Will nodded. “Yes, I saw the cake ingredients laid out neatly on the kitchen island.” Tessa laughed.

“Of course you did. You have to act surprised though, unless you want Cecily to scold you for walking around in your own home.” Will snorted. He wasn’t a thespian, Cecily would have to make do with an unsurprised Will.

Tessa kissed his cheek and predicted that breakfast was going to be an interesting affair. Everything always is when the Herondale siblings are together.

Something wet and warm was on her chest, right next to the jade necklace she rarely took off.

“Where is Jamie’s pacifier?” Tessa asked, wiping away at her chest with her son’s already soaked blanket.

“I’ll get it.” Will said softly, his eyes trained on the pendant Tessa wore. He stroked the jade once, reverently, before cupping Tessa’s face and kissing her.

Will headed to his son’s room with a heart clear of melancholy and a plan for some minor injuries that’ll require a certain Silent Brother’s attention. He grinned, knowing that he’ll once again get his way today. His family will be complete, if only for a few hours.

It was his birthday after all.

December 31, 2020

Lol omfg bro this is the best!

I just realised... a potential ship name for James and Grace is... Jace

Can confirm, I’m a mom

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

¡Cómo te atreves! ¡Eres un maldito hijo de puta!

for the tumblr stans

OMFG

BRUH I”M STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH MATTHEW DADDARIO!!!!

OMG YESSS!!!!

I never get around to change it

Get the damn sword

GUYS MY MOM SAID IF I GET 40, 000 NOTES SHE’LL GET ME SWORD

PLEASE

petition to call the affair between charles and alastair the chalaffair reblog if u agree

Reblog the frog

Reblog the Frog.

Bisexuality is a concept too often misunderstood 💖💜💙

“One Week” with every second beat removed