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your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

Lmao.

Them last brain sells when i finally ask for help at school be like:

What i’m confused?

Completely spaced out.

Silently having a panic attack because oh fuck its happening.

This is literately their facial expressions.

This screenshot should not be as funny as I am finding it to be

“My daughter is completely fine”

Ma'am your daughter spends the nights awake and crying because a fictional witch has realised she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes and the depth of his laugh.

Blow down to the witch and Destroy Patriarchy

or because of the fact that my eyes are more of a grey colour than a blue

Blow down to Doom and Destroy Patriarchy

Believe in satan and fuck off

Omg yes

Hermione and Crookshanks ❤

i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes

¡Cómo te atreves! ¡Eres un maldito hijo de puta!

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