Fuckrah
“ Remove the first 4 letters from your name and add Fuck. “
this is people with 4 letter name oppression. my name is now just Fuck. height of comedy.
Nope i’m 12
and completely and utterly done with life.
I shouldn't be this exhausted with life at 17
Do you ever look at someone and just go
"oh hell NOOOO I do not have the energy to deal with you right now"
GUYS OH MY GOD
Xaden fills the doorway like some kind of dark, avenging angel, the messenger of the queen of the gods. He’s fully dressed, his face a mask of veritable rage as shadows curl from the walls on either side of him, hanging in midair.
when xaden comes to save violet from the unbonded, he's described as "the messenger of the queen of the gods".
(...) a woman with a full pack, whose high cheekbones and oval face remind me of renderings of Amari, the queen of the gods.
in rhiannon's description, we learn that the queen of the gods is called amari.
Her eyes widen as her gaze sweeps over the town, each structure with its identical green roofs, then pauses on the Temple of Amari, which was the most noted landmark besides our library.
in xaden's pov, when violet wakes up after brennan mends her, she instantly guesses she's in aretia because she sees amari's temple.
xaden is from aretia.
which is known for the temple of amari, the queen of the gods.
and he's been going to aretia to deliver news from basgiath for the rebellion, as well as help rebuild it.
he's quite literally the messenger of the queen of the gods.
wow.
"Genesis", Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell
Dick: i don’t get it.
Jason: ?
Dick: when you were killing people in the Nightwing costume, everybody started hating Nightwing and trying to call the cops on me and stuff, but when YOU’RE killing as the Red Hood, everybody fucking loves you! what’s the difference?!
Jason: oh, you gotta kill in a lovable way.
Jason: blow a kiss to the security cameras, carry chocolate bars for the kids, recommend good bloodstain detergent to the parents, you know. make it fun. when i was Nightwing i just glared at everyone, there was no community aspect.
Dick: why wouldn’t you make it fun for ME?!?
Jason: dude when the real Nightwing started showing up they were throwing rocks at you. it was funny.
Dick: BUT IT WAS YOU WHO-
Jason: yeah but i expected the rocks, i’m good at dodging. did you see your fucking face when that woman threw her kids diaper at you? it’s my phone background now. Tim has it printed out and framed in his bedroom.
Dick:
Jason:
Dick: i hope the joker gets you again.
rb if your account is a safe space for polyamorous people
Heteroxezualiyt
wAIT I’M STRAIGHT AS FUCK THO!
okay let me try that again
Heterosexuality
There we go.
Me:
Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like
Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-
Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*
love the empyrean series, ACOTAR, TSC, Mauraders ect.
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