love the empyrean series, ACOTAR, TSC, Mauraders ect.
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why havenβt I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne thatβs bigger than some of the adults already
I can't explain it but bruce wayne and will herondale are the same person
I just know Adam wouldn't go down on a woman to save his life.
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i was so ready to hate adam but plot twist i actually love adam so much heβs my favourite little guy π₯°
Just kiss already
take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash
Just Tairn being one of Dain's biggest haters
"Holy shit. You have to see this." "Tell the boy to move." Tairn orders.
"Tell him to ease up on you." "Tell him to mind his own business."
"it's just Dain." I walk out from between Tairn's forelegs when Dain pauses a dozen feet away. "Anger does not suit him." He growls again, and a puff of steam hits the back of my neck.
"Tell him if he harms you, I'll scorch the ground where he stands."
"why didn't you tell me you can't keep your fucking seat?" He (Dain) shouts at me, grabbing my elbow. "I'm sorry?" I yank my arm out of his hold. Tairn growls in my mind.
"Is that a saddle?" {...} "No, it's a collar," Tairn snips, snapping his teeth together."
***Iron Flame SPOILERS****
I am so incredibly disappointed with what everyone is choosing to talk about with this book. Everyone is concentrating on what happens with Xaden but you know what to me was the absolute most gut wrenching storyline in the whole book? General Lilith Fucking Sorrengail.
From the moment we see her again in the beginning of the book she is nothing but supportive and proud of her daughter. Yes, she absolutely made the wrong decision where she stands in the war, and what she did to Xaden was absolutely inexcusable. (Although I do think if she hadnβt done that they would have killed all the marked ones.) But she made all those decisions for her children. Because she did what she needed to to keep them safe. You canβt convince me that even after Violet leaves, that even after Mira leaves, that she wasnβt incredibly thankful for the fact they were together and with Xaden who would never let something happen to Violet.
Lilith went into the dungeons to get her daughter out of there and I am not unconvinced that had Violet not already been mid rescue the General wouldnβt have turned traitor right there to get her out. The scene when Brennen reveals himself to her?? Sheβs cracking and can hardly hold herself together and my heart felt so sorry for her in that moment. It made me mad at Brennan because he threw it in her face like ammo when Violet spent all of fourth wing describing how his death ruined their mother.
One of the most heart breaking quotes in the whole book is at the beginning of chapter 65:
βMost generals dream of dying in service to their kingdom. But you know me better than that, my love. When I fall, it will be for one reason only: to protect our children.β
General Sorrengail didnβt support the war, she didnβt fight for Navarre she made it clear fron the beginning that she was just a mom protecting her kids, and she did so without second thought. Without hesitation. She didnβt do what she did for the war effort, or even to help everyone on the battlefield. She did it for Brennen, and Violet, and Mira.
Lilith Sorrengail was just a desperate mother and everyone glossing over her sacrifice is bullshit.
It is so fucking funny that Dain, quite literally was all like
"i think I might be a little in love with Xaden, cuz I heared part of that declaration, and DAMN"
Like, yea, us too, Dain, us too.
GUYS OH MY GOD
Xaden fills the doorway like some kind of dark, avenging angel, the messenger of the queen of the gods. Heβs fully dressed, his face a mask of veritable rage as shadows curl from the walls on either side of him, hanging in midair.
when xaden comes to save violet from the unbonded, he's described as "the messenger of the queen of the gods".
(...) a woman with a full pack, whose high cheekbones and oval face remind me of renderings of Amari, the queen of the gods.
in rhiannon's description, we learn that the queen of the gods is called amari.
Her eyes widen as her gaze sweeps over the town, each structure with its identical green roofs, then pauses on the Temple of Amari, which was the most noted landmark besides our library.
in xaden's pov, when violet wakes up after brennan mends her, she instantly guesses she's in aretia because she sees amari's temple.
xaden is from aretia.
which is known for the temple of amari, the queen of the gods.
and he's been going to aretia to deliver news from basgiath for the rebellion, as well as help rebuild it.
he's quite literally the messenger of the queen of the gods.
wow.
We need to give Ridoc his flowers. He's been carrying the comedy department on his back since the first book-
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Dude I had a train of thought while I was at work that was cracking me up. FYI iron flame spoilers.
So Tyrrendor had its own king before the unification right and now it has a duke ruling over the province. And technically that duke is Xaden, or at least he's next in line. So when the third kingdom/country/whatever shows up and they play a critical part in defeating the venin at the end of the series, this third party sees the shit Navarre has put Tyrrendor through and announces that should Tyrrendor choose to secede they will formally recognize the new tyrrish king. And Xaden not wanting to be king starts to protest but before he can Garrick cuts in with something like "your majesty" because unflappable, unmoveable, unyielding Xaden Riorson is for once distinctly out of his league. Not to mention Garrick knows his friend would be a great king. And Xaden looks at his friend with just the utmost betrayal because how could he. And it's like
Unnamed foreign dignitary: we will recognize the new tyrrish king
Xaden: no thats not....
Garrick (grinning while lowering into a over exaggerated bow): your majesty
Xaden: stop
Bohdi (also bowing) your highness
Xaden: why are you doing this to me
Garrick: well you've already been filling the role just figured you should get the perks that come with the title.
Xaden: what perks? Bickering with council members?
Garrick: who are you bickering with we're in a time of peace?
Violet: me were gonna argue about what color drapes to hang in the throne room.
Xaden: black end of discussion
Garrick: so you accept?
Xaden (grinning his own wicked grin): i will make you my right hand and drag you into every council meeting for the rest of our lives
Garrick (grimacing): shouldn't that be Bodhi's job?
Bodhi: nope all you
Garrick: what about violet?
Violet: what about me?
Xaden: oh yes, you're coming too.... my queen *pauses* ok maybe I can get used to that
Then it would get more serious about how yes he would be an excellent king and all that he's given of himself for his people. Which of course ends with bowing/kneeling before him
And even though I think that if Tyrrendor seceded they would become a democracy, this was cracking me up for hours
I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club
Go drink some water.
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
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Being a raging dumbass with no concept of societal cues or concepts while simultaneously being one of the most intelligent cognitive beings to exist is so queer of the Doctor
He's always been a queer bi trans demi ace pan genderfluid nonbinary being π³οΈβπ (tenth doctor edition) [interview link]
Cracked af
i love how weird early 2000s doctor who is. they were really like hey what if a christmas tree just fucking span at u like a beyblade
NuWho!
[Classic Who]
Some nights I lie in bed thinking "what have I lost?"
Rose made them bestie bracelets!!!
i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes
rb if your account is a safe space for polyamorous people
It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. Itβs blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customersβ money.
HELP I've been imagining the dragons from fourth wing as the dragons from how to train your dragonπππππ please tell me it isnt just meπππ
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