I Love Seeing List Memes Where Someone Makes A "le Cool People Vs Le Cringe" And They Obviously Skew

—𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐗𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐓 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐋

Lol

Reblog if you:

Ate cereal this morning

Are LGBTQ+

Have a pet

Have mental problems

Can read minds

Hate living creatures

((No one will know which one! ))

Dude I had a train of thought while I was at work that was cracking me up. FYI iron flame spoilers.

So Tyrrendor had its own king before the unification right and now it has a duke ruling over the province. And technically that duke is Xaden, or at least he's next in line. So when the third kingdom/country/whatever shows up and they play a critical part in defeating the venin at the end of the series, this third party sees the shit Navarre has put Tyrrendor through and announces that should Tyrrendor choose to secede they will formally recognize the new tyrrish king. And Xaden not wanting to be king starts to protest but before he can Garrick cuts in with something like "your majesty" because unflappable, unmoveable, unyielding Xaden Riorson is for once distinctly out of his league. Not to mention Garrick knows his friend would be a great king. And Xaden looks at his friend with just the utmost betrayal because how could he. And it's like

Unnamed foreign dignitary: we will recognize the new tyrrish king

Xaden: no thats not....

Garrick (grinning while lowering into a over exaggerated bow): your majesty

Xaden: stop

Bohdi (also bowing) your highness

Xaden: why are you doing this to me

Garrick: well you've already been filling the role just figured you should get the perks that come with the title.

Xaden: what perks? Bickering with council members?

Garrick: who are you bickering with we're in a time of peace?

Violet: me were gonna argue about what color drapes to hang in the throne room.

Xaden: black end of discussion

Garrick: so you accept?

Xaden (grinning his own wicked grin): i will make you my right hand and drag you into every council meeting for the rest of our lives

Garrick (grimacing): shouldn't that be Bodhi's job?

Bodhi: nope all you

Garrick: what about violet?

Violet: what about me?

Xaden: oh yes, you're coming too.... my queen *pauses* ok maybe I can get used to that

Then it would get more serious about how yes he would be an excellent king and all that he's given of himself for his people. Which of course ends with bowing/kneeling before him

And even though I think that if Tyrrendor seceded they would become a democracy, this was cracking me up for hours

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

Jason: *frantically doing squats at 3am because he saw another fan edit dedicated to Nightwing's ass*

Jason: Must beat Dick, must beat Dick, must... beat... Dick

Roy: Do you maybe wanna rephrase that?

I just think the heart looks cool without blood but-uh- yeah Reblog for science communication.

drained of blood, the heart is white

Thanks for the tag @julesblackthorntho​!

Tagging @hercngraystairs​ @emablckthrn​ @screechingnightchild​ @i-love-books-and-i-cannot-lie​ @fairchildswift​ @yucayeque​ and anyone who wants to do this!

Barbie-fy Yourself picrew

This looked fun, so I thought I would try it out

Plastic Girl

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For Chaos Squad

My tribute to #FRUKE.

Thank you for the ‘My Beloved Heart’, so now you have this doodle.

@star-astro, @thedeathdeelers, @futurearchaeologyprof, @smolfangirl​ And just for kicks, tagging @pink-flame​ too.

I luv u

‘Never fuck a duck.’

If you could add/replace the word "fuck" in any one line in Chain of Gold... What would it be?