Latest Posts by williamherondale-jamescarstairs1 - Page 2

do u think Tinkerbell ever just fuckin bit people? she's tiny, angry, and easily mistaken for an insect, surely she gave into that tempation

I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

Wally tries to get dick to take a break 💕

I tried to draw something spicy but it kinda turned into cute fluff I guess😭

firm believer that a true romantic ushioi would never be possible. bc oikawa would never do that to himself

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

Ridoc: You're like our cool dad. Xaden: I'm not your dad. Ridoc: Dear diary, today we were disowned by our own father. Garrick: Father. Xaden: Not you too, Garrick. Garrick: Father. I crave murder.

"Genesis", Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell

Violet: You aren’t allowed to fall in love with me, okay?

Xaden: That won’t be an issue

[One week later]

Xaden: THERE’S AN ISSUE.

fourth wing ch. 11 // iron flame ch. 45

ridoc screaming with his whole chest: did you all know my good friend violet she's so talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before-

Fr man fucking love him for that, both of 'em gotta be accountable

THIS 👏🏻 CHARACTER 👏🏻 GROWTH👏🏻

One thing I don’t think the Fourth Wing fandom seems to acknowledge or appreciate enough is just how quickly Sawyer is willing to kill anyone who slights Violet

Jack comes back? “We should kill him again”

Cat’s still being rude? “We could bury her and nobody would find her”

Rhiannon & Ridoc will shut their ass down verbally & physically, but Sawyer will jump straight to murder lmao and I love that for him

The idea that Xaden regularly gets bombarded with Violet’s thoughts about wanting to climb him like a tree whilst he’s just trying to get through the day unscathed is actually so funny to me

Violet: Okay, I have to tell you the truth. The monsters from the fairytales are real. They're coming to kill us all, and our government is corrupt and trying to hide it from us.

Rhiannon, Ridoc, and Sawyer: Holy shit! Oh, this is such a relief! We thought that you were, like, mad at us or something. YES!!! Let's go do some TREASON!

Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai

Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward

(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)

Life cycle of our Sun, from beginning to end~

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

Batman: I have decided I will reveal my identity to one person

Justice League: !!!!

Batman: *walks over to Green Arrow*

Green Arrow: Wait wha-

*Hot steamy make-out session right in front of the League. Jaws are dropped, Superman’s eyes are red, there’s tongue*

Green Arrow: … huh

Batman: *raises an eyebrow* Do you understand?

Green Arrow: *now completely aware that Batman is Bruce Wayne due to how many make-outs the two of them have had over the years* Surprisingly yes

Justice League: ?!?!?!

Batman: That’s all *sweeps out of the room with a dramatic flare of his cape*

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

Dragon like cloud over Mount Fuji at sunrise. By touyoui, Nov 2024.

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

i saw a thread on twitter of iwa being taller than oikawa and it’s rattling around in my brain (i must stress that i ADORE their dynamic of oikawa being taller but the switch up is so funny to me bc i know oikawa would lose his MIND)

so picture with me: iwa who has the growth spurt of the CENTURY while in california. like this boy is already beefy and muscular and average height but suddenly he’s 6’3” to go with it. none of this clothes fit anymore, he has growing pains that catch him off guard in the middle of the night (not to mention how his feet hang off the bed now), and suddenly, for the first time in his life, he’s hitting his head on doorframes and ceilings.

he mentions this to oikawa on their nightly calls, but his bf just thinks he’s making it up. ‘aw, iwa-chan wants to be tall so bad! my little iwa-chan!!’

but when iwa comes to the airport to pick tooru up for his visit, oikawa genuinely looks past him because he’s looking for his 5’10” king and not this monster of a man standing in front of him, waving his arms and screaming ITS ME! I’M IWA-CHAN!! IT’S ME!!

oikawa almost leaves the airport with someone who is not hajime and iwa cries complains the whole way home

iwaizumi hajime (47) athletic trainer who publishes award winning research, becoming a pioneer in his field. he goes to conferences and presents said research for thousands of people. there are techniques named after him, he gets to write a textbook. his work is included in dozens of textbooks. he is invited for guest lectures at colleges and universities in nearly every country; including, but not limited to, his alma mater in california.

the topic of said research? knee recovery in athletes and recognizing the signs of the particular injuries before they start, stopping the injuries before they even happen. the goal of said research? to maximize an athlete’s performance and lengthen their career and limit muscle fatigue and surgeries even after they retire.

he is asked many questions about his research, but the one posed most often is why. why would he chose this topic.

“it is simple,” he always says. “i want to help others. this felt like the best way to do it.”

others, he says; he means it of course. he wants to help others and he has, he has helped thousands of athletes across the world. but to those who know him, they know it all ties back to one person.

in all of his published works, oikawa’s data is present. his x-rays and scans and initial prognosis, his routines and procedures and how the exercises made him feel. all of it compared to iwaizumi’s newly developed research and routines. oikawa’s name is omitted for privacy, but everyone knows it.

obviously, iwaizumi needed to gather data from hundreds of participants, but the same images and scans and quotes are all pulled from the same person.

iwaizumi loves his husband to the point of rewriting the story that oikawa would never make it as a professional athlete. watching tooru never give in to the critics was the whole he reason he chose this field in the first place, after all. hajime healed his injury with his own two hands and stood beside him every step of the way. iwaizumi loves him to the point of creation.

because all of it, after all this time, was for oikawa.

SOBBING WHILE PLAYING

what do you feel about the vengance saga?

Thank you for asking! It’s absolutely phenomenal. Poseidon is my favourite god and like all blorbos nothing brings me more joy than watching him get used like a stress ball.

Go off king. Six hundred strike has definitely bumped up to my favourite song thus far. Oh, and the quip from Odysseus at the end? “Next to my wife” I lose my mind every time I hear it. So 🔥🔥🔥

(Moving version lmao)