He Finally Figured Out The Formula Guys (ft Normal Friend Behavior)

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Tubi is the best streaming service because it captures the feeling of a video store, but not a corporate video store like Blockbuster, or even a good indie store, but a rundown video rental place under a overpass weeks away from closing down. You'll find, like, 2001: A Space Odyssey next to a unwatchable copy of a 70s exploitation film and a micro-low-budget indie and a movie called STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE III but you can find no evidence of STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE one or two existing.

This is a real, commercial streaming service and they've uploaded films with the DVD menu visible for the first few seconds bc it's a recording of a DVD copy. What a titan in the landscape of streaming

I have just been aware of communion wafer soup. Have you been made aware of communion wafer soup?

I do not know its origin (heaven? Super hell) that is your job.

That texture has got to be so evil

Can I request NSFW headcanons for Dammon, and Zevlor with gn s/o with a praise kink? They love to praise & be praised!

Dammon and Zevlor with a partner that has a praise kink

You absolutely can request that Anon! I loved writing these and I hope you enjoy reading them just as much. They're mostly about how the boys praise their partner.

Gender neutral NSFW under the cut, no warning needed that I know of :)

Dammon

Dammon is the sweetest tiefling

Man absolutely loves to shower you in praise both in and out of bed

In terms of as a kink though, you just need to say the word and he's diving in head first

The only way to shut him up is to put his mouth to a different use, Dammon is too busy telling you how good you are for him

"That's it baby, you take me so well. So good, all for me."

"Keep going beautiful, gods, you're gonna make me cum-"

"Fuck, you look too good like that. Got another round in you, sweetheart? I bet you do."

If your praise kink is activated by hearing the noises your partner lets out then Dammon is the perfect man for you

He's always either talking or moaning when wanting to indulge your shared kink. Lots of pretty, breathy noises leaving his mouth interrupting what he's trying to say

Dammon loves letting you know how good you make him feel

It's so ingrained in him you can feel it in the way he touches you as he praises you

Hands everywhere, lips fervently kissing your skin, his tail wrapping tight around you to hold you close to him

Hearing Dammon praising you for the entire night is honestly heaven on earth

Zevlor

Well, we all know Zevlor is into body worship big time

What goes perfectly with body worship? Praising

He's an absolute natural with it too, so many sweet words murmured into your ear or against your skin

Just let Zevlor take care of you, let him make you feel good and he'll be the happiest man in Faerun

"My little love, you're so good for me. So sweet, you'll let me have a taste, yes?"

"Let me take care of you darling. You always make me feel so good, let me make you feel the same."

"I'm so proud of you, my love. I know it's a lot, but you're doing so well taking me like that."

All his words come from low and deep in his chest, the rumble of his voice is enough to send shivers down anyone's spine

Zevlors hands are all over you too, feeling your body or running through your hair

He just wants to feel close to you, and you can feel it in the ways your bodies press against each other

The type of guy to keep up the praises even into aftercare, it's like a switch that he just can't turn off

Praise kink is never something you have to bring up with Zevlor, he loves it and he can just see when you need a bit of pampering

by Gerard Donelan

Is it gay to hold hands and play fight with your homie then he tenderly grabs your chin and you have gay thoughts?

Also more doodles. I have severe brain rot for them.

20 year old fandom drama?? Don’t mind if I do.

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Literally sobbing. A judge, a US judge defended us. A judge brought up intersex people, uaing the term intersex, to *defend* us by not allowing our erasure. I'm having a lot of feelings right now