By Gerard Donelan

Do you know what I know? HM? HM?!

See this? EX-CULT LEADER? Let me tell you something.

Ratau, yeah he join our cult in future updates. And if that doesn't happen, that I don't see his little paper crown on top of his head while he eats bowl of shit, I'll be very upset.

girls night girls night

It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.

carry you 💜

the upsides of shuttle mishaps

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

i'm stuck awake thinking about a bloodweave fine dining AU with bitchy lead server astarion and a smug sous chef gale. They butt heads a little in the beginning because Gale is a bit of a hard ass about the menu and Astarion doesn't care about anything other than making tips. Astarion pretty quickly wins over Gale though by bringing him drinks and snacks during the rush, always coming with a gift in hand when a table wants a ridiculous modification. Gale starts sneaking food to Astarion when it's slow just to make sure he's eaten because he sees him working long hours with no breaks. Gale finding Astarion crying in the walk in after a particularly hard day and just holding him tight while they both freeze. Taking smoke breaks together to share a cigarette after close. Going for drinks after work and getting a little too tipsy, stumbling home together while laughing about all the ridiculous people they dealt with today. Gale finds himself looking forward to working with Astarion every day. Eventually they stop bickering and just start flirting so much at work that everyone around them is just WAITING for them to finally kiss and get it over with. Also Karlach as a food runner who just has to WATCH them eye fuck eachother every time Astarion comes into the kitchen and she has to refrain from telling them to get a goddamn room.

WOE, 2003 turtle tots be upon ye

Can I request NSFW headcanons for Dammon, and Zevlor with gn s/o with a praise kink? They love to praise & be praised!

Dammon and Zevlor with a partner that has a praise kink

You absolutely can request that Anon! I loved writing these and I hope you enjoy reading them just as much. They're mostly about how the boys praise their partner.

Gender neutral NSFW under the cut, no warning needed that I know of :)

Dammon

Dammon is the sweetest tiefling

Man absolutely loves to shower you in praise both in and out of bed

In terms of as a kink though, you just need to say the word and he's diving in head first

The only way to shut him up is to put his mouth to a different use, Dammon is too busy telling you how good you are for him

"That's it baby, you take me so well. So good, all for me."

"Keep going beautiful, gods, you're gonna make me cum-"

"Fuck, you look too good like that. Got another round in you, sweetheart? I bet you do."

If your praise kink is activated by hearing the noises your partner lets out then Dammon is the perfect man for you

He's always either talking or moaning when wanting to indulge your shared kink. Lots of pretty, breathy noises leaving his mouth interrupting what he's trying to say

Dammon loves letting you know how good you make him feel

It's so ingrained in him you can feel it in the way he touches you as he praises you

Hands everywhere, lips fervently kissing your skin, his tail wrapping tight around you to hold you close to him

Hearing Dammon praising you for the entire night is honestly heaven on earth

Zevlor

Well, we all know Zevlor is into body worship big time

What goes perfectly with body worship? Praising

He's an absolute natural with it too, so many sweet words murmured into your ear or against your skin

Just let Zevlor take care of you, let him make you feel good and he'll be the happiest man in Faerun

"My little love, you're so good for me. So sweet, you'll let me have a taste, yes?"

"Let me take care of you darling. You always make me feel so good, let me make you feel the same."

"I'm so proud of you, my love. I know it's a lot, but you're doing so well taking me like that."

All his words come from low and deep in his chest, the rumble of his voice is enough to send shivers down anyone's spine

Zevlors hands are all over you too, feeling your body or running through your hair

He just wants to feel close to you, and you can feel it in the ways your bodies press against each other

The type of guy to keep up the praises even into aftercare, it's like a switch that he just can't turn off

Praise kink is never something you have to bring up with Zevlor, he loves it and he can just see when you need a bit of pampering

🌕 moonstruck

social media au smau | bakukami / kamibaku

synopsis: denki, member of a popular rock band HEROES, is a secret fan of katsuki who is a horror game streamer. when he accidentally tweets about him on main instead of his secret fan account, he decides to just roll with it until. that is until he catches the attention of a certain somebody…

genre: band / streamers au, crack treated seriously, humor

status: complete !!!!

tag list (ask to be added!): @jkoowarre @bnhababe @daetko @spongeybrain @krak-jj @mystiriuminc @xn4vyl1c1ousx @fantrash @shotos-angelic-whore @amaiwrites @sleepydisorder @robinsgochirp

characters:

HEROES band members

Bakusquad streamers

intros:

HEROES

Bakusquad

chapters:

[0.1] oh wrong account

[0.2] F in the chat

[0.3] speak of the devil

[0.4] that went well

[0.5] fight back

[0.6] the way to a man’s heart

[0.7] tuned in

[0.8] world pause

[0.9] do this properly

[10.] scared

[11.] new day new me

[12.] aw shucks

[13.] wrong account: electric boogaloo

[14.] concert day

[15.] Together Again