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Looking at the ASL trio, especially now at their big ages, you'd think Sabo would be the polite one which is why it's so funny that he is the rudest ass of the lot of them.
have you thinking he's all genial and good mannered with his cravat and top hat and shit just before he beats your ass with a rusty ass pipe like a street thug (which he infact was as a child).
what a mean kid. đ
âThere are no trigger warnings in real lifeâ
âThe real world is cruel, get over it.â
My boyfriend is triggered by Christmas and Christmas music. We were in a restaurant, and Christmas music was playing, and he started panicking so he went outside for a cigarette. The manager of the restaurant overheard him saying he had to get out, and changed the music over for the rest of the time we were there. There are safe spaces in the real world. People are nicer than you think. And bullshit people who try to tell you to get over your triggers, ainât shit.
Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it
houseplant type friend
leave your laundry on the floor for them
freaky little scavenger
girls night girls night
Being a prodigy is a lovely thing, and sometimes love for the craft can sustain one for a lifetime.
Ok so like I thought this was common sense but I guess common sense isn't as common as it should be. Please do your research before bringing your clown into any public spaces. There are some places that just aren't clown friendly of course but that's not what I want to talk about here. I'm talking about the people who take their clowns to places that clown is clearly uncomfortable with. Yes I am aware that clowns aren't like dogs and unlike dogs do actually get something out of going to restaurants and the like but the type of places they enjoy going to are completely breed dependent.
Quick break down. High energy breeds like Big Tops and Classic Party would enjoy it in equally high energy places like clown friendly pool parties and busy streets, they wouldn't enjoy it in a low energy place like a quiet cafe (they might even get upset and disturb anyone trying to enjoy the space.)
Medium energy breeds like the North American Tramp and the Spooky Clown enjoy places where they can choose the level of interaction, think your local clown park.
And low energy breeds like the Pierrot enjoy, you guessed it, low energy places where they don't really have to interact with anyone but themselves and you.
So many people get a breed without doing the proper research and get upset with the clown for not enjoying themselves in the places the owner enjoys going.
The best outcome is the owner bring the clown to one of our many shelters and the worst case is the poor thing getting left on the side of the road somewhere.
Just please do right by your clowns and get a breed that fits your lifestyle and that will be comfortable in the places you go. Both you and your clown will be grateful.
-Admin Dana
"Looking back" by Lord Huron, I have been listening to this damn song for 7+ hours, throwing all this together, shedding tears that I can't draw out every single scene that I want to draw because I'm pressed on time, and this is still just a WIP (I have more slides yippee!!!!!) But I really need to scream about this song for Stanley and Stanford, like I am ROCKING BACK AND FORTH OVER THIS SONG FOR THEM.
I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS
Before and after yep hes mustard gravy
Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite
Free Spirits
Do you ever wonder if the echoing voices during Laudna's messages are the voices of the other individuals who hung beside her?... Yeah, me neither.
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
âaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearâ factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
âFCG is a Flat Exandria-erâ Conversation but itâs just Mattâs Face Journey
[conversation context:
FCG: I wonder how many days it would take to sail [to the edge of the world.] Imogen: You know how thereâs like⌠water? What do you think happens to the water? FCG: What do you mean? At the edge? Imogen: Yeah. FCG: Same thing that happens to the land. Imogen: Which is what? FCG: It just ends. Imogen: The water doesnât fall off anywhere, it justâŚ? FCG: Goes to the other side? The under? Imogen: Do you think itâs a double-sided flatness? Do you think thereâs a whole other world on the opposite? FCG: Gosh! Weâd have to ask a real science person. Imogen: Yeah, maybe we should find one for you. FCG: Wow! Do you think thereâs people just on the other side? Like weâre on top and theyâre on bottom. Imogen: Maybe. But donât you think itâs weird no matter how far we go, the edge never gets closer? FCG: It must be very far.]
ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!
On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.
Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.
if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy
This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.
I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.
No plot just Orym being angry for a minute and a half
Wait, is Orym's bananas high perception a trauma response to not spotting the assassins that killed his husband coming? Is it literally 'Nobody will ever be able to sneak up on the people I care about like that again?'
Like, in my head, I was going 'oh haha, this is Liam trying to make the perfect counter to someone like Vax, someone who can beat a high level rogue's minimum stealth role,' but like... in character? In character this is a man who has decided he'll never let anyone catch him unawares again.
Literally sobbing. A judge, a US judge defended us. A judge brought up intersex people, uaing the term intersex, to *defend* us by not allowing our erasure. I'm having a lot of feelings right now
Jackie Sabbagh, âHaving a Great Time Being Transgender in America Latelyâ
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like âi saw her at the devils sacrament!!!â girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament đ
Cats would love the dangly bits on Essekâs lounge wear so much.
absolutely. Essek is every cat's favorite toy
(in reference to this post)
a soft portrait
tip jar
earnest doesnât care that theyâve got tadpoles in their heads. heâs just thrilled to see his siblings again. epiphany thinks her little brother is being ridiculous, as usual. eyesore needs to be put down right. the hells. now.
had the pleasure of working with the fantastic @themetalhiro once more. itâs so rewarding to have an artist see your OCs and immediately understand the energy