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Wazzy-Waz

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1 week ago

Looking at the ASL trio, especially now at their big ages, you'd think Sabo would be the polite one which is why it's so funny that he is the rudest ass of the lot of them.

have you thinking he's all genial and good mannered with his cravat and top hat and shit just before he beats your ass with a rusty ass pipe like a street thug (which he infact was as a child).

what a mean kid. 😭

wazzy-waz
1 week ago

“There are no trigger warnings in real life”

“The real world is cruel, get over it.”

My boyfriend is triggered by Christmas and Christmas music. We were in a restaurant, and Christmas music was playing, and he started panicking so he went outside for a cigarette. The manager of the restaurant overheard him saying he had to get out, and changed the music over for the rest of the time we were there. There are safe spaces in the real world. People are nicer than you think. And bullshit people who try to tell you to get over your triggers, ain’t shit.

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1 week ago
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1 week ago
Shout Out To The Ten Primate Species, Four Bat Species, Elephant Shrews, And The Cairo Spiny Mouse. Nobody

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

wazzy-waz
2 weeks ago
Houseplant Type Friend
Houseplant Type Friend

houseplant type friend

wazzy-waz
2 weeks ago
Leave Your Laundry On The Floor For Them
Leave Your Laundry On The Floor For Them
Leave Your Laundry On The Floor For Them
Leave Your Laundry On The Floor For Them
Leave Your Laundry On The Floor For Them
Leave Your Laundry On The Floor For Them

leave your laundry on the floor for them

wazzy-waz
2 weeks ago
Freaky Little Scavenger
Freaky Little Scavenger
Freaky Little Scavenger
Freaky Little Scavenger
Freaky Little Scavenger
Freaky Little Scavenger
Freaky Little Scavenger

freaky little scavenger

wazzy-waz
2 weeks ago
Girls Night Girls Night
Girls Night Girls Night
Girls Night Girls Night
Girls Night Girls Night

girls night girls night

wazzy-waz
2 weeks ago
A digital illustration of an elven man, with purple skin and short white hair, standing with his back to the viewer, head turned to them with a prideful glance. One hand at his side, the other is held out, with a black hole in his palm, the event horizon glowing brightly and sending particles into the area. 

His hair is very formally styled, slicked back and carefully coiffed. He wears a white coat, laced up at the back to accentuate the waist, with the sleeves having a large opening at the bottom letting them fall around his arms. He is decorated lightly in silver jewellery, having a few simple bracelets, a ring, an ear cuff, and danging earring on his person. The light from the black hole is both a bright brilliant blue, and yet also orange in the mid tones, magically unreal. Behind him is a fountain, also lightly lit, and the silhouettes of trees further back, almost consumed by the darkness of a starless night.

The painting is made with careful and quick strokes and textured blocks of light and shadow, and the colour pallet is primarily blue with mild pops of orange, evoking a cold, but fantastical feeling of magic and pride.

Being a prodigy is a lovely thing, and sometimes love for the craft can sustain one for a lifetime.

wazzy-waz
2 weeks ago

On clowns in public spaces

Ok so like I thought this was common sense but I guess common sense isn't as common as it should be. Please do your research before bringing your clown into any public spaces. There are some places that just aren't clown friendly of course but that's not what I want to talk about here. I'm talking about the people who take their clowns to places that clown is clearly uncomfortable with. Yes I am aware that clowns aren't like dogs and unlike dogs do actually get something out of going to restaurants and the like but the type of places they enjoy going to are completely breed dependent.

Quick break down. High energy breeds like Big Tops and Classic Party would enjoy it in equally high energy places like clown friendly pool parties and busy streets, they wouldn't enjoy it in a low energy place like a quiet cafe (they might even get upset and disturb anyone trying to enjoy the space.)

Medium energy breeds like the North American Tramp and the Spooky Clown enjoy places where they can choose the level of interaction, think your local clown park.

And low energy breeds like the Pierrot enjoy, you guessed it, low energy places where they don't really have to interact with anyone but themselves and you.

So many people get a breed without doing the proper research and get upset with the clown for not enjoying themselves in the places the owner enjoys going.

The best outcome is the owner bring the clown to one of our many shelters and the worst case is the poor thing getting left on the side of the road somewhere.

Just please do right by your clowns and get a breed that fits your lifestyle and that will be comfortable in the places you go. Both you and your clown will be grateful.

-Admin Dana

wazzy-waz
2 weeks ago
"Looking Back" By Lord Huron, I Have Been Listening To This Damn Song For 7+ Hours, Throwing All This
"Looking Back" By Lord Huron, I Have Been Listening To This Damn Song For 7+ Hours, Throwing All This
"Looking Back" By Lord Huron, I Have Been Listening To This Damn Song For 7+ Hours, Throwing All This
"Looking Back" By Lord Huron, I Have Been Listening To This Damn Song For 7+ Hours, Throwing All This
"Looking Back" By Lord Huron, I Have Been Listening To This Damn Song For 7+ Hours, Throwing All This
"Looking Back" By Lord Huron, I Have Been Listening To This Damn Song For 7+ Hours, Throwing All This
"Looking Back" By Lord Huron, I Have Been Listening To This Damn Song For 7+ Hours, Throwing All This
"Looking Back" By Lord Huron, I Have Been Listening To This Damn Song For 7+ Hours, Throwing All This
"Looking Back" By Lord Huron, I Have Been Listening To This Damn Song For 7+ Hours, Throwing All This
"Looking Back" By Lord Huron, I Have Been Listening To This Damn Song For 7+ Hours, Throwing All This
"Looking Back" By Lord Huron, I Have Been Listening To This Damn Song For 7+ Hours, Throwing All This
"Looking Back" By Lord Huron, I Have Been Listening To This Damn Song For 7+ Hours, Throwing All This

"Looking back" by Lord Huron, I have been listening to this damn song for 7+ hours, throwing all this together, shedding tears that I can't draw out every single scene that I want to draw because I'm pressed on time, and this is still just a WIP (I have more slides yippee!!!!!) But I really need to scream about this song for Stanley and Stanford, like I am ROCKING BACK AND FORTH OVER THIS SONG FOR THEM.

I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS

wazzy-waz
2 weeks ago

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Before And After Yep Hes Mustard Gravy
Before And After Yep Hes Mustard Gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

wazzy-waz
3 weeks ago
Free Spirits
Free Spirits

Free Spirits

wazzy-waz
3 weeks ago

Do you ever wonder if the echoing voices during Laudna's messages are the voices of the other individuals who hung beside her?... Yeah, me neither.

wazzy-waz
3 weeks ago

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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wazzy-waz
3 weeks ago

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

wazzy-waz
3 weeks ago
‘FCG Is A Flat Exandria-er’ Conversation But It’s Just Matt’s Face Journey
‘FCG Is A Flat Exandria-er’ Conversation But It’s Just Matt’s Face Journey
‘FCG Is A Flat Exandria-er’ Conversation But It’s Just Matt’s Face Journey
‘FCG Is A Flat Exandria-er’ Conversation But It’s Just Matt’s Face Journey
‘FCG Is A Flat Exandria-er’ Conversation But It’s Just Matt’s Face Journey
‘FCG Is A Flat Exandria-er’ Conversation But It’s Just Matt’s Face Journey

‘FCG is a Flat Exandria-er’ Conversation but it’s just Matt’s Face Journey

[conversation context:

FCG: I wonder how many days it would take to sail [to the edge of the world.] Imogen: You know how there’s like… water? What do you think happens to the water? FCG: What do you mean? At the edge? Imogen: Yeah. FCG: Same thing that happens to the land. Imogen: Which is what? FCG: It just ends. Imogen: The water doesn’t fall off anywhere, it just…? FCG: Goes to the other side? The under? Imogen: Do you think it’s a double-sided flatness? Do you think there’s a whole other world on the opposite? FCG: Gosh! We’d have to ask a real science person. Imogen: Yeah, maybe we should find one for you. FCG: Wow! Do you think there’s people just on the other side? Like we’re on top and they’re on bottom. Imogen: Maybe. But don’t you think it’s weird no matter how far we go, the edge never gets closer? FCG: It must be very far.]

wazzy-waz
3 weeks ago
ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

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3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

wazzy-waz
3 weeks ago

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

wazzy-waz
4 weeks ago

No plot just Orym being angry for a minute and a half

wazzy-waz
4 weeks ago

Wait, is Orym's bananas high perception a trauma response to not spotting the assassins that killed his husband coming? Is it literally 'Nobody will ever be able to sneak up on the people I care about like that again?'

Like, in my head, I was going 'oh haha, this is Liam trying to make the perfect counter to someone like Vax, someone who can beat a high level rogue's minimum stealth role,' but like... in character? In character this is a man who has decided he'll never let anyone catch him unawares again.

wazzy-waz
4 weeks ago

Literally sobbing. A judge, a US judge defended us. A judge brought up intersex people, uaing the term intersex, to *defend* us by not allowing our erasure. I'm having a lot of feelings right now

Literally Sobbing. A Judge, A US Judge Defended Us. A Judge Brought Up Intersex People, Uaing The Term
wazzy-waz
4 weeks ago
Having a Great Time Being Transgender in America Lately
BY JACKIE SABBAGH

It is day infinity
of everyone wanting me dead. People are having fun
bringing lemon squares and automatic artillery to the anti-trans community meetings.
Divorced legislators harangue
about pedophile cults and surgeried infants and what ever happened to forever ago.
I am more beautiful than you and I would like to be loved.
I am getting concerned
about the monomaniacs who make their entire lives about deadnaming and transvestigations:
obviously it’s working but aren’t you exhausted, don’t you remember
when someone loved you without knowing what you were?
I am eating shortbread on a patio table overlooking the enormous green ocean.
Somewhere an octopus is being eaten by an octopus and not panicking.
Black dress to the floor, red acrylic nails, silver teardrop earrings, waterproof mascara.
I am excited to do this for the rest of my life and be terrified.
I hear a noise behind me and I don’t turn around.

Jackie Sabbagh, “Having a Great Time Being Transgender in America Lately”

wazzy-waz
4 weeks ago

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

wazzy-waz
4 weeks ago

Cats would love the dangly bits on Essek’s lounge wear so much.

absolutely. Essek is every cat's favorite toy

Cats Would Love The Dangly Bits On Essek’s Lounge Wear So Much.

(in reference to this post)

wazzy-waz
4 weeks ago
digital fanart of Essek Thelyss and Caleb Widogast from Critical Role, styled like a painted couple's portrait. Essek is depicted as a slender drow with lavender skin and soft curly white hair that reaches just past his chin, while Caleb is a light-skinned bearded human of average build, with ginger hair that is brushed back and is straighter than Essek's, but is of a similar length. they're both wearing comfortable clothes. Caleb is dressed in beige trousers, a simple linen shirt with its collar open and the sleeves messily rolled up, exposing the regularly spaced long-healed scars on his forearms, and he has his underarm holsters on. Essek is wearing rather nondescript brown pants and shirt that look like lounge wear or sleep clothes, with a simple but elegant house robe over them, its split sleeves too showing his naked forearms.

Essek is sitting down on a chair, while Caleb stands behind him and slightly to Essek's right. Caleb's left hand is resting on Essek's left shoulder, his right hand in his pocket, while Essek's right hand is folded neatly on the thigh of one of his crossed legs, and his left is reaching up and touching Caleb's hand on his shoulder with the tips of his fingers. 

they are both relaxed and smiling gently in a slightly shaded room painted in tones of brown. next to Essek there is an edge of a table with two books stacked on it, and behind them is an open window, showing soft blue and pink sky, the sun lighting the edges of their shoulders and hair with bright golden highlights.

a soft portrait

tip jar

wazzy-waz
4 weeks ago
Earnest Doesn’t Care That They’ve Got Tadpoles In Their Heads. He’s Just Thrilled To See His Siblings

earnest doesn’t care that they’ve got tadpoles in their heads. he’s just thrilled to see his siblings again. epiphany thinks her little brother is being ridiculous, as usual. eyesore needs to be put down right. the hells. now.

had the pleasure of working with the fantastic @themetalhiro once more. it’s so rewarding to have an artist see your OCs and immediately understand the energy

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