It’s Wild To Me To See Transvestigator Conspiracy Theories Online That Could Be So Easily Explained

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

this is a few months old & I have kept it to myself for far too long… >_<

also, this was inspired by @/teresa_guarnido’s acesan animatic btw!!! if you haven watched it yet i highly recommend it, it is very cute. it is on youtube!

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

Mozart has been dead for 233 SLUTTY SLUTTY YEARS!

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

Is it gay to hold hands and play fight with your homie then he tenderly grabs your chin and you have gay thoughts?

Also more doodles. I have severe brain rot for them.

dads trash talk at the egg festival

there's a fic that i'll go NUTS if i don't find it

it's spirk, and jim and spock get captured. jim thinks that spock dies (he gets shot in front of jim) and jim kinda loses it while he's in jail. spock turns out to be alive and then they escape the planet together

i've looked HIGH AND LOW for this fic and im pretty positive that this scene i'm describing is embedded into a much longer plot/fic. if anyone could suggest fics i would so appreciate it.

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms