No One:

Okay, when I start writing my own novel, I'll make the protagonist specifically sex-repulsed, romance-repulsed, we die virgins, no kisses sort of aroace, so people can't find excuses to ship them.

Look, I know they are trying to compensate for the lack of female representation in Master of Spinjitzu, but you gotta appreciate Dragons Rising giving us so many new cool, diverse female characters.

Lan Xichen, trying to convince Nie Mingjue to join the brotherhood: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Lan Wangji: And loud.

Nie Huaisang: And grumpy!

Jin Guangyao: And oblivious to reality!

Nie Mingjue:

Nya from Ninjago is not a ninja. She has never been a ninja, and should never become a ninja. Nothing against ninjas, but she has been a samurai for 10+ years. We all grew up with Nya and why would we let them change her for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is a ninja, not rewrite one of the best lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree Nya should stay a samurai. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed I will not contact the new writer on instagram because that would be stupid. He should ignore us forever, but if he happens to see this I hope he has a good laugh.

Tang: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Pigsy: I only like dark humor.

Tang, turning off the lights: What do you call a fake noodle?

Pigsy:

Tang: An IMPASTA!

Wait, what if we were all wrong about it?

I just remembered these have been a trend for quite some time now

What if the Ninjago Live Action movie is gonna be just some random guy adopting the ninja in CGI lego minifig form and going on a road trip together or something?