Hey, Very Specific Question, But Does Anyone Know If Omi Is Vegetarian Or Not? I Don't Remember Him Eating

Don't mind me. Just saw a bunch of homophobic Ninjago comments on YouTube so I'm making these as a coping mechanism:

Geo: Do you love me?

Cole: We’re literally married.

Geo: Yeah, but as friends or—

Geo: Is something burning?

Cole, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Geo: Cole, the toaster is literally on fire.

The toaster:

Cole: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Geo!

Geo: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight

Cole: Geo and I are no longer dating.

Geo: Cole, that’s a horrible way of telling the kids we’re getting married.

Cole: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Geo: This is a lie.

Geo: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

Geo: HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Cole: We both look very handsome tonight.

Geo: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Cole: I couldn't take that chance.

Cole: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Geo: It was autocorrect.

Cole: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Geo: Yes.

Geo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Cole: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Geo: That one. I want that one.

Geo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Cole: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Geo: The stars are so beautiful...

Cole: They're just giant balls of gas.

Geo: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Cole: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Geo: Oh...

Dashi, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Guan: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Dashi: Ohhhh-

Chase: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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I think it's mostly because Perry is technically paid to visit Doofenshmirtz every day and listen to his evil plans. Yeah, I doubt OWCA expects Perry to provide actual comfort or support for his nemesis, which he does anyway, but it's still his job to stop Doofenshmirtz by whichever means he sees fit. Perry knows when to use force and when to use empathy and that's why I always loved his character.

People who have the "Perry the Platypus is Doofenshmirtz' therapist" headcanon , Do you never had a friend that you think therapists are the only people who listen to you? So fucking sad...

This is what I see whenever Lloyd and Sora are on screen:

I remember even as an early teen I always appreciated the Cole and Nya scene from Possession. This was during the love triangle drama, right after Cole and Jay reconciled and before Jaya became official. So it was a pretty big deal, but it never felt like bait for more shipping discourse, just a very genuine, intimate moment between friends.

Cole was being vulnerable and depressed and Nya just wanted to cheer her friend up. She could relate with not having a say in her destiny as a water ninja, embracing an uncertain future. It had nothing to do with Jay or their relationship status. There was no tension. At no point did I think they were teasing NyaXCole, because there was absolutely zero awkwardness between them, it was a completely separate thing. Because before the whole Rebooted drama, Nya and Cole were good friends too, just like Jay and Cole, and I was so happy the writers didn't forget that.

Dashi: Chase, keep an eye on Guan today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Chase: Sure, I’d love to see Guan getting punched.

Dojo: Try again.

Chase, sighing: I will try to stop Guan from getting punched.

Since I started getting asks about my Xiaolin Showdown fanfiction, I decided to post the link here in case anyone is curious about the context.

Here's the description and a little snippet from Chapter 2:

After traveling through time, Omi is more determined than ever to bring Chase Young back to the side of good. This makes Guan rethink certain things. Dojo tells the young monks the story of how Dashi, Chase, and Guan met when they were kids on their quest to control a hatchling Dojo, and how the first Shen Gong Wu was created.

"Oh, um, this is Dojo, my green water dragon. He’s my pet lizard." He fastened the last button on his shirt, only for Dojo to slip through his sleeve and climb back onto his shoulder.

"You can't fool me. I know a real dragon when I see one.”

Dashi blinked in surprise. "You… you do? How so?"

"He burned my tree."

Dashi looked down at his feet. "Ah, right.”

"I don't understand," said the kid, turning to the tea tree. "This shouldn't have happened, unless…" He whirled back to Dashi and there was a dark look on his face. "What did you do?"

"Wh-what?" Dashi couldn't understand how someone so small who made you want to pinch his cheeks, could make you feel even smaller. "Well, I put him in the furnace to make him hatch."

"You did WHAT?!" The kid dragged a hand across his face. "Do you have noodles for brains? You were supposed to put it in water! Dragons take the element they are presented with when they hatch. They are supposed to be benevolent water guardians!"

"How do you know all that?" Dashi asked suspiciously.

The kid bit his lip like someone realizing too late that he said something he shouldn't have said. He turned away from him and muttered, "I don't have to tell you."