Nya: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Jay, Lloyd and Zane: Okay.
Nya: If you don't want to die, give me all your money!
Jay: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Lloyd: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Zane: Bold of you to assume I can die.
Wyldfyre: You use emoji’s like a straight person.
Kai: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
Almost forgot it's today
Feeling old, yet proud 🥲
Saw this LEGO Dreamzzz minifig without context and my first reaction was: "Noo! Not Jay having another emo phase! 😭"
The ironic part about headcanoning Perry the Platypus as intersex is that the opposite of intersex is actually called perisex
Pigsy: Guys, since this looks like the end, I just want you to know – you’re not really the two people I wanted to die with.
Sun Wukong: Ditto.
Tang: Actually, I always planned on the two of us being buried together in a tomb.
Pigsy: If we make it through this, you and I are having a serious talk.
Hear me out. Lloyd as a girl dad.
You see my vision?
Okay but why does this actually work so well?
#xiaolinshowdown #chaseyoung #beautyandthebeast
So the topic of a Beauty and the Beast AU came up…
Nya, after hearing about Lloyd's duel with Zeatrix: What do you mean she sliced you?!
Lloyd: Like a birthday cake.
Nya: Don't try to sugarcoat this! I can't believe it! I leave for two days and this happens.
Lloyd: She said she was sorry.
Nya: I think I'm about to commit regicide.
Lloyd: That's what you said after Harumi betrayed us and tried to kill me. I had to look it up.
Nya: Well, this time I mean it!