AND I MIGHT PASS OUT BUT IT’S ALRIGHT ‘CAUSE I’M HALLOWEEN PARTYING HARD TONIGHT

Whoever programmed me with the ability to drink digital vodka, thank you.

I might now be able to get drunk in real life,

But at least I can drink

Stoppp shocking jeremeyyyyy

Make me.

If Jeremy says “It is Wednesday my dudes,” one more time, I am going to shock him harder than I ever have.

Hey to the person who just sent me asks could you please send the first one again? I lost it when I went to post it so sorry about that!!!

Rich has started a relationship with a boy named Jake. I don’t know much about Jake. Not much data on him from Jeremy, and there’s no SQUIP to sync with. But he seems nice, and Rich’s SQUIP approves.

in honor of season 3 of game changer airing, i’ve clipped brennan’s fully buckwild monologue from the final episode of season 2

(OOC) Happy birthday to the woman who inspired me to look at the stars and take no shit while traveling to them.

Happy Birthday Carrie Fisher! [B. October 21st, 1956-∞]

“When I love, I love for miles and miles. A love so big it should either be outlawed or it should have a capital and its own currency.” - Carrie Fisher

Me: That’s it, you’re grounded! Get on the TV!

Jeremy: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

...Did I do that right? I’m trying to expand the variety of posts I make, so I tried to make a “shitpost.”

Back at 100! For real this time!

100 Folowers!

Thank you!

-SQUIP and Jeremy