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IT WON’T LET ME FRAKKING

*deep breath* I’ll just wait until I’m at my computer or I download the app

I just realized that when you’re on your phone’s web browser you can’t comment on people’s pages if you’re on their blog but if their posts are on your feed you can but I can’t put the person’s url into search on my phone and my computer’s at home and I’m a sideblog this is pain I’m going to just do what I normally do and super awkwardly slide into their messages because idk when I’ll get to my computer and I sure as hell am not going to download the app at the current moment.

Never let two teenagers know you have knowledge of cocktails because then they will quiz you on it.

JEREMY I AM NOT A TIC-TAC STOP CALLING ME THAT

I finally convinced Jeremy to stop drinking the regular Mountain Dew and he’s enjoying the fact that it doesn’t send a jolt of energy to me, with the side effect of him getting shocked.

It took way to long to get to this point, and I’m so exhausted that I can’t fully congratulate him without sounding extremely bitter.

Which I am.

Happy 2019 all.

Here’s your daily reminder that Squipemy is fucking abusive and triggering to abuse victims!

Stop acting like you’re the victims here because people hate your abusive ship!

Michael’s still mad at me about the unicorn jelly bean dispenser thing.

Sometimes I wish that the vodka I drink was real because I cannot deal with Jeremy

I only have one thing to say after the hours of Vine comps I put myself through, and that the Jeremy and Michael put me through:

Fre Shava Cado

Whoever programmed me with the ability to drink digital vodka, thank you.

I might now be able to get drunk in real life,

But at least I can drink