When In Doubt, Do Not Drink Mountain Dew In The Hopes That It’ll Give Your SQUIP A Boost Because It

When in doubt, do not drink Mountain Dew in the hopes that it’ll give your SQUIP a boost because it will result in you getting shocked by the electricity burst and you SQUIP, who is annoyed that you still HAVEN’T LEARNED WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK MORE MOUNTAIN DEW

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1 year ago

I am Kelly, My family is in danger. They are trapped in a city in Gaza called Rafah. They fled there because my grandmother was diagnosed with cancer and the only chemo treatment she could receive was there. Due to a militia that is increasingly taking over the country and bombing hospitals, all of the disabled, sick and elderly had to flea to Rafah to get medical treatment. Hundreds of thousands of Gaza people fled out of Rafah earlier this week after the militia overtook the Gaza military. My family was unable to flee because my grandmother is elderly and sick.

As of yesterday, my grandmother, disabled aunt, aunt who is sick with Malaria and my two teenage girl cousins were trapped at the top of an apartment building that has been overtaken by militia. They are helpless.

My aunts are sick and they have been injured. My two cousins are just children. Please help my family in one of two ways.

The link for the fundraiser is in the pinned post on this person's account!

6 years ago
Back At 100! For Real This Time!

Back at 100! For real this time!

100 Folowers!

100 Folowers!

100 Folowers!
100 Folowers!
100 Folowers!
100 Folowers!

Thank you!

-SQUIP and Jeremy

5 years ago

Can fandom bring back the concept of a squick?

No for real in 2k15

Can fandom bring back the concept of a squick

A “squick” was a trope or topic that made the reader deeply uncomfortable, even might cause anxiety or intense emotional reactions

Everyone’s squicks were personal and diverse, and it was considered polite to say, “sorry I can’t read this because it squicks me, but you have fun in your corner doing what you doing”

Can we bring that back and reserve “trigger” for MI people who mean “if I see this I will have flashbacks and dissociate for hours”

6 years ago

“When’s Bisexual Awareness Day?” “September 23 but the whole month is Bisexual Awareness Month.” “...Don’t come into your room for a few hours, okay?” “Did you get the day wrong again?” “Yeah.” “Thanks though. What’d you get this year?”

Me: A unicorn jelly bean dispenser from Amazon.

*silence*

“...She told you didn’t she.”

“Yeah.”

“COME ON!!!!”


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6 years ago

Jeremy keeps calling me, "Veronica," and I don't kmoe wether to shock him or thank him.

6 years ago

Jeremy: NOW we can sing Christmas songs!

Me: Yes. After Thanksgiving is the appropriate time to sing them.

Jeremy: After Halloween is the appropriate time!

Me: I am not about to have this conversation again.


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6 years ago

I only have one thing to say after the hours of Vine comps I put myself through, and that the Jeremy and Michael put me through:

Fre Shava Cado


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6 years ago

Jeremy: SHOTS SHOT SHOT SHOTS

Me: YOU CAN JUST NOT WITH Mountain Dew HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO-

Michael: EVERYBODY!

Me: YOU STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!


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2 years ago

reblog game where you #cancel the previous person for something completely arbitrary


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