I Was Just Taught What The Phrase “throwing Hands” Means And I Must Say That As One Of The Most

Oh man we did something like that and my group did a skit about that time Dr. Seuss’ estate sued two authors over a parody they did with the O.J. Simpson case.

My favorite except from the parody is, “One knife, two knives, red knife, dead wife.”

So for my legal history class we’re supposed make a paper on anything as long as its concerned with intellectual property

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT VANILLA ICE.

YOU’RE GOING DUN DUN DUN DUDUDUN DOWN

Things that Michael and Jeremy have said that make me want to slap both of them

An incomplete list:

“It’s 420 somewhere”

“I’m not a useless furry. I’m just a furry that happens to be useless.”

“You have neither the authority nor the electricity to stop me from masturbating.”

“Buckaroo Bonzai would kick Han Solo’s ass but Tim Curry would ultimately win.” “Before getting killed by Chuck Norris.” “Dude, don’t date this conversation more than it already is.”

For the love of whatever deity/higher power/important thing in your life, please do not convince your friends with SQUIPS to mix Mountain Dew flavors.

It will not end well.

For anyone.

Don’t ask.

Never mind two of them were porn bots. I do not approve of them, and Jeremy needs to kick his porn habit, so we’re down to 98. 

Oh well.

100 Folowers!

Thank you!

-SQUIP and Jeremy

Jeremy asked if I was really drinking vodka and I told him it was digital and I can’t get drunk. He asked why I would even drink it, then. I informed him that I do have a personality that just so happens to live aesthetics and drama.

Michael wanted me to deliver a message to all of you

The message is: I’m gay and depressed but I still have a best friend and you can do it if I can. 

Then he made a dinosaur noise. I’m not sure if that was part of the message or Jeremy pouring ice water down his shirt, so I included it.

I dipped out of rp on here for like 2 years because work and other personal things, but I’m slowly getting myself back into it

Here are my rp blogs, fully updated!

versin-surfin: A multimuse featuring muses from my previous blogs, as well as new ones! Main muses including Matthew the Raven from Sandman, Jaime Lannister from Game of Thrones, The Monster from The Magicians, Haymitch from The Hunger Games, Dan Torrance from The Shining/Doctor Sleep, and many many more.

hearsthephone: Finney Blake from The Black Phone movie and Joe Hill short story. You won’t receive any notifications from vodkasquip for that one, but it is me.

ourcbourcs: The Barkeep from the 2014 movie Predestination and the Robert Heinlein short story “All You Zombies”. Again, you won’t get notifications from vodkasquip but it is me

So yeah, if I follow you and you rp in any of these places, that might be why I followed you! Sorry for the inconvenience

We found a website that has Cards Against Humanity.

My favorite card to play by far is “Panda sex.”

in honor of season 3 of game changer airing, i’ve clipped brennan’s fully buckwild monologue from the final episode of season 2

Character: is sarcastic, has a tragic past, probably evil, a jerk, impeccable fashion sense, cocky, good w their hands.

Me: