Real Shit.

me on a daily basis :')

it updated!!!! yayyy

we got my little son going up against a new foe(that he will decimate) but that's irrelevant, look at him<333

not the bad guy btw, I js think he's a little neat :0

MY SON EVRERYBODY

he's so brutal l lobe him :333

bro's locking in

abt to serve

serving🫴✨✨

got 'em

he's serving the bladecountry

baby stood on business, love him for it

his friend being so proud of him coming in clutch, I can't🥹🥹🥹

cuz he's built different(quite literally he is tho, no joke, somehow managing to unlock skills that take decades to master :>)

that's why the series is called the "Chronicles of a doomed prodigy" but I digress

yes, be jealous of his talent, cuz you'll never reach his level i'm afraid >:)))

this made me lol(for context:the guy on the right looking flabbergasted made a bet with the dude on the left who's Mc's boss)look at him, so smug lmaoooo

he's so precious, look at himmmm he makes me js wanna:

case in point

my son, everybody

literally waiting for the next update as we speak(next Friday cannot come any faster😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨)

Hear a girl out >:3333

so um...

Blade x Castorice, anyone???

Anybody??

like-man who cannot die no matter what paired with a woman who is the basic embodiment of a grim reaper/death???

just me? Ok then....

edit:it's such a crack ship now that i think abt it....do with that what you will >:)))

Y'all, Brucie Wayne is a scam.

So I saw this post (Credit to @frownyalfred) and it got me thinking about this oc(?) ig that stumbles upon Bruce hiding from people in an office, cracking down on files he now has access to for a case?(the reason he came to this gala in the first place)

Then the oc(who works for the host of the gala and is the head secretary) comes in to grab something for their boss, only to find Bruce Wayne in all his glory, sitting at their bosses desk sifting through confidential files like he owns the place. He doesn't for once, the one oc worked under is one of the businesses that aren't under his empire.

(He wouldn't be caught in the first place but let's say he was found) Now, this could go either of two ways, but before oc can react, Bruce pulls a Brucie Wayne and somehow manages to diffuse the situation ahead of time so oc is relaxed albeit very concerned at the "drunk mess" crying on their bosses office desk(the more convincing the act, the better).

You might think this might be the end of it, but no. This just keeps happening. Too. Many. Times. Bruce needs more evidence to make a solid case and a breakthrough, and oc can't really ask why. Not in their business nor pay grade.

It gets to the point where oc now anticipates the visits and prepares for them(partially because they now figured/guessed their boss is probably selling part of their shares?or equity?). Are they meeting up to discuss and aren't dotting it down in the schedule? probably. It's not like oc will ask, they don't want to get fired.

They don't know why Bruce Wayne out of all people is collecting files every time he visits, they can only guess because they're too afraid to ask.

One day, the news break that their company's sales just nosedived out of nowhere due to involvement with a criminal organization and everyone is in disarray. oc takes eons to get to the office(partially because it was supposed to be their day off) because of traffic due to the news stations trying to squeeze information out of the employees and any passerby, and New Jersey traffic overall.

oc tries their best to avoid press and enter the building. They manage, and it's a mess. Papers everywhere, people taking multiple phone calls, yelling. Just multitudes of chaos that came out of nowhere.

Oc can only guess what the problem is. So they head up the elevators not being used, people too busy on their own floors trying to control whatever the damage is to worry about taking the elevators, and oc arrives at their bosses floor.

It's even worse than they thought. There's yelling, screaming of frustrations, and in the midst of it are cops. oc can tell they're cops. They're manhandling their boss towards them with some difficulty, met with resistance and their badges shine against the lumen fluorescent light.

oc's boss is screaming at them but they can't hear, because they just realized something. Their boss was actually involved(they were giving them the benefit of the doubt, foolishly).

Hours later, oc crashes on their apartment couch in exhaustion.

With their boss in police custody and investigations opened, interrogation and basic harassment from the press, they make it back home with barely held tears of frustration. They should've just quit when they had the chance.

Now they were needed at the court case to be held a week from now. Having such a high ranking position has never been so unrewarding.

Hoping for some distraction, oc grabs their remote, stretching and feeling their taut muscles pop in relief. They press the power button as the TV comes to life, the black screen brightens to show the news.

Great, just what oc needed.

Before they could change the channel though, something catches their eye. It's a blurry photo, one that the people of Gotham were familiar with. oc really wasn't but they perk up when a side by side photo of their boss and blurry photo of Batman shows up.

oc turns the volume up, clicking the remote's sound button profusely, uncaring of the loud amplification carrying to their neighbors.

"...our sources state that the Dark Knight got access to secret files with incriminating evidence due to some inside help. It seems the caped crusader put another bad man behind bars yet again. it's such a shame for (boss' name), really, he couldn't keep this under wraps for long without the protector on the case! To think such a repeatable man had such a dark secret. Hm, In other news..."

oc can't even begin to process this. Because again, how did the Knight of Gotham manage to have inside help....oh...oh.

Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne had access to the files. Batman had access to the files.

It makes sense. Most of the problems in office arose from the files Wayne overlooked. But, why did Wayne make it so easy for oc to connect the pieces? Why not sneak in and take the files instead? Batman is known for his disappearance act.

oc needs a drink, for once.

Sanemi's next >:))))

They are looking at the same person

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YOUR GIRL IS BACK TO RANTTT

Hi! so, my hyperfixation series updated

but I forgot(like an idiot)

so now I shall yap :)

first and foremost:

new character unlocked(possible love interest for mc I think)

her name is Sunlit Sword Maiden Miryeo Baek.

i'll call her miri for short cuz I ain't gon be bothered to type allat again

the Blondie is here too btw

yes sirrr we are so back >:)))

anyways, I love how the characters continue to be in awe of mc's skills at adapting complex abilities in seconds. it's rather hilarious cuz he js copy pastes their powers like its no problem.

lieterally miri:

you have to understand this is hilarious to me personally(with context)

And this chapter's conundrum is my son absorbing a Panacea which in this story is used as a Qi boosting...thing. just absorb it and you're good.

the catch? most ppl get 70% on average in terms of absorption but sometimes less.

can we all tell where this is going?

so lil bro js pops it like a pill and proceeds to absorb the entire thing :>

literally just

....do you see this bs??? but also like, so proud rn🥹🥹🥹

literally my son slaying in whatever he does like yes, get it!

and his boss shitting metaphorical bricks seeing this go down(maybe he did crap his pants actually)

and of course, let's not forget the depression sprinkled in(more like dumped and stirred in a sadistic soup)

HE DOESNT EXPECT KINDESS??? FUCK HIS FATHER AND HI SDADDY ISSUES MANNNNNB IGVAJBAB

anyways, ignore that.

onto the next bit where Miri(possible love interest) pops in to ask to duel with my son :33

he's so respectful love him so much its not even a joke anymore🥲

now you might be wondering why I keep insisting that miri is a love interest for Shin.

you see this bullshit too right?

i rest my case.

and she's also the only other female we've met besides the god that talked to him before(or maybe they were a trap idk)

so liek-what else am I supposed to do but assume?

or maybe she's just a diva born to be single idk idk😌☕

afetr their little spar where Miri absulotely decimates Shin, we get a little reveal.🫴✨

apaprently, Shin is the only one we know of who can see the circulation of other ppl's Qi.

now, when the actual fuckery that is this series was this a thing? both Shin an I js assumed that everyone could do that but apparently not👁👄👁

in fact, it is unheard of to the point that Miri looked at him like he was crazy

girlie is flabbergasted. speechless. downright confused. like me but for like different reasons. I js thought everyone who was a martial artist could perceive the flow of Qi, but ig not😮‍💨

that's it for today's yap session. join me for this week's Friday(if I remember to read it, that is...)

but once again, my son slays. scares all of the cast and is pretty overpowered. but still pathetic like this guy is absolutely lacking in the love department(CUZ HIS DADS A BOTCH)I will forever stand for slander upon that man's name🤬😤 but I love him so yee ❤

me when school drama:

Go ahead School board. do it. make us less stressed, I dare you<3