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Enemies to Enemies. And they stay as enemies. There's no loving. No love anywhere in sight. Cupid's gone.

I am someone who enjoys enemies to lovers. BUT! sometimes I wanna see the enemies stay as enemies.

Let me see their utter hatred for one another be the cause for so much lasting damage to their irreparable relationship.

For their banter to be witty, sharp, cutting. Crushing to the soul even.

Bonus points if they knew each other in the past and were the best of friends, proceed to fall out of touch, and then come back to become each other and everyone else's problem.

I feel like this applies to so many characters in shows and movies alike, but people just choose to ship them since there's an appeal with following the hatred with romance afterwards. That's just my personal opinion tho :333(pls don't attack me for it:>)

i want to achieve this level of thought some day

am i having a brain bleed are people seriously considering NOVEL LENGTH FICS as small one shots now what is happening

First time watching Umbrella academy, kinda nervous ಠ◡ಠ

SO! my friend kinda introduced me to this show, and I have some feedback to share on the first(and only first)episode since I'm a slow watcher :<

the scene starting w/ the indoor pool? hell nah. pools irl are classy, in movies and tv shows tho? depressy and murdery. 0/10. no thank youuuu. I saw the girl kiss the guy and jump in being like-welp, it was nice knowing you for 0.5 seconds, enjoy that sea monster!

then the blood staining the water starts and I'm like, yep. just as I suspected, here we go-AHHH OHHH WTFWTFWTFWTFTFTFWTF WHY IS SHE PREGNANTTTT?!?!?!!?!11

she js kissed the guy. that's all that happened, why is she pregnant??t

his is why you should use protection kids ⇎_⇎

now, here are my few comments Abt the show so far, strap in, its a doozyヽ(｡ゝω・｡)ﾉ

let's start off with a few things(spoilers for episode ahead, read at your own risk):

Luther being #1(oldest sibling) and being the tallest??unheard of. make him short. we love older siblings who are short kings.queens :333

Second, can we talk abt Klaus overdosing then high fiving(?!)the paramedic that revived him like it was a normal Tuesday??? sir, I don't think you're even remotely human anymore. that's an eldritch being if I've ever seen one●_●

Also, Diego.....man am I abt to beef with this man if it's ever on sight. he defeats the thief's and LEAVES THE FAMILY THEY TIED IN THE BONDS!!! like-0 stars, would not recommend his services to no one >:(((( I wouldn't let him save me, cause what's the point? he's js gonna leave me there to rot without freeing me ;n;

now, Vanya might be my fav so far, cuz the violin performance at the beginning? chef's kiss, she's my daughter now(until further notice) :) makes me so sad that no one was there to applaud her tho, I would've been her biggest supporter being louuuud asf, lowkey

now, I personally don't trust the father since, hello? billionaire adopting a bunch of supernatural kids instead of supporting the parents/gaurdians? BUYING THEM??? immediate red flag. he don't give Tony or Bruce vibes. I feel as though he only mansplains and manipulates. not even malewife since he has 7 diff women pushing the strollers like-brother eughщ(ಥДಥщ)

allison being the normal one has got to be the funniest shit I've ever witnessed. i get that's she's also famous but get this, one of her siblings is a "recovering" addict, an introvert, another introvert who dresses up like daredevil and batman's secret lovechild, and an astronaut. can we pls make it make sense?

Diego breaking into the coroner’s to get his “father’s” report? The dis-fucking-respect??? No. On. Sight.(i rlly like coroners and any disrespect to them is a personal insult)

HOLD UP! Why is there a MONKEY BUTLERRRRR?!?!??!!11 I thought it couldn’t get weirder. Help 🙁

Vanya making snacks for 5 hoping he would come back, aw, my heart js imploded. Thank you.

Bro couldn't even spare a second to bid goodnight to his kids. Ew.

Klaus is a silly little guy, thats my impression of him so far. Using humor to cope, that's me. I kin him now(also him being glad his dad’s dead, me frfr) “exsqueeze me” fav klaus line :)))

Allison and Luther making fun of Diego has got to be my fav thing ever! they’re me your honor  :3333

Oh Alison, my poor baby mama. PATRICK STAR, give claire back you son of a nice woman >:(((((

*awkward silence ensues*

Klaus in the background:*aggressively pouring expensive ahh scotch into a cup*

Kalus also:Wearing his sisters skirt like a girlboss(while high)😤

Luther, baby, pls dont accuse your traumatized siblings of murdering your very not so brat dad.(edit:he had every fucking right)

The way Allison just walks up to the shooter? Very mindful, very cutesy, very demure<3

*The man getting yeeted through the window*

The news anchor:now i've been in many situations such as this-

It's the kids walking out like they didn't just commit homicide to the nth degree….also, there’s an octopus child. Idk what to say.

Also, REGINALD HARGREEVES. CALL MY NOW ADOPTED DAUGHTER NOT SPECIAL AND I'LL SHOVE YOUR OWN FIST SO FAR UP YOUR ALREADY STUCK UP ASS🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Not Klaus spilling the urn. He's such a queen for that tho

Luther blasting music for the whole house to hear? Like, that player is blasting music loud enough to be heard through a literal mansion. I need to know how that works??? Are the walls that thin???????

And everyone started to dance. High School musical who??

And the mom folding laundry like-oh well, at least they’re happy!

Klaus’  “Daddy??” when the lightning started😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

*a weird blackhole portal thingy exists*

Klaus:throws a fire extinguisher at it.

Everyone else:bruh.

Five’s first reaction to coming back to make a sandwich is so real to me tho.(although what he made is an abomination, i do not stand by that)

It’s his nonchalance and everyone else shitting metaphorical bricks.

Basically what happened was; 

“You’re 58?!”

“Yeah, like it's a big deal?”

Ok, hold up. Who’s ben? Did I skip a chapter? A book? A whole movie?? Who tf Ben??

Ohhh, nvm js remembered he’s the octopus child.

Ok, klaus is rlly js pretty princess atp

I need Diego to stop trying to be different. You ain't built diff for shit. Get an umbrella you kook. 

The mom is now suspicious to me. Not so sigma of her to forget that her darling husband is dead.[sarcastic]

The monkey is lying cause what??you’re indebted to someone who turned you into a reverse animorph🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 bitch pls, bsffr

I now have beef with Diego, aka number 2, aka a crusty musty bitch who doesnt shower and wears kevlar all day. Why are you acting that way?? #justice for ben statue ✊😔)

Is the mom a robot? A slave? Why does she behave like that, i'm concerned now 🙂

DID THIS BITCH AS MF FORCE HIS KIDS TO GET TATTOOS??? Ohhh it's on, old man. I will hunt you down to the end’s of earth itself. Wait he’s dead, nvm. I will instead hunt you down to the end’s of the planes of the afterlife, you degraded sun glare. you overdrafted bank fee. You unnecessary movie sequel. Built like an easy bake oven cooking a broken bedazzled gnome.

Fun fact: the “dad” watches his kids while they sleep 😀 pedo pedo pedo pedophiliaaaaa~

Ok, the moneky butler is kinda ok to me now. Like-he may be dumb giving his life to raginald but he tried to comfort Vanya, so he’s ok in my books.

Allison asking where vanya is makes me soft

5 is a menace, according to the level amount of sass he holds in his little body.

The mom is a robot…..whoopdedoo(im not even surprised atp, just downright exasperated)

I feel so bad for the waitress ngl, imagine assuming some kid dressed in a uniform out that late is innocent and turns out he can take down 6 different men armed to the teeth with guns, and you served him black coffee too. I feel like she’ll never give kids black coffee again….

Me vibing to music while 5 commits murder:even old new york, was once new amsterdam, why’d they change it, i cant say, ppl js like it better that wayyyy

There’s a tracker implanted in 5?man this just keeps getting better, and stupider

Diego….idk wether to punch you in the face or kiss you for (probably) killing your father<333 

Also klaus, i do not in fact like waffles 😣

Also, we just found benny boy!! he ‘d dead and emo

5 and vanya being bestiessss, okkk im following

this shit show keeps pulling plot twists out of their asses and I'm concerned for my little remaining sanity ಠ╭╮ಠ

So far, i like it. Sorry for the whole reaction channel vibes i was having this whole time but i had to share :3333

Peter In Gotham

I've been thinking and I have seen quite an influx w/ Peter finding himself in Goth city and struggling™ and I kinda got inspired(who wouldn't tbh) and wanna do one for funsies?

if anyone's interested, I have planned up to 10-ish chapters and it's going somewhere at the very least ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and I would like to know if anyone's interested in seeing what i've come up w/ so far in better detailing??:3

Edit:it's in progress, might be coming out in a few months, depends on my schedule tbh <3

AHEM AHEM

New Achievement uncooked:New Fixation.

I am now obsessed with this webtoon and you all will be hearing Abt it.

y'know what's sad? this story doesn't have a fandom. I searched AO3, Tumblr, Pinterest, even Google. and I got nothing. No fanart, nobody talking Abt it, nothinggg

so I will be talking Abt it :3

(it could also be bcuz its a new series being posted and it was mostly on illegal reading websites 😘 😘)

i only found out about this and for once, I love the main character in the story. he's pathetic and sad, give me 14 more pls.

I shall be yapping Abt my little son, Yeonshin Jeong<333

Hello dear friend, I am reaching out from Gaza, and I sincerely apologize for contacting you without prior notice. The ongoing conflict has devastated my home, and my family has lost everything. We have faced multiple displacements, and we are struggling to find safety. I am dealing with Type 1 Diabetes and cannot afford the insulin I need, while my mother requires urgent treatment for kidney failure outside of Gaza. Any donation, no matter the amount, would be immensely helpful for our survival and in providing my mother with the care she needs. A friend outside of Gaza is assisting with the donation process. If you require further information, please let me know. Donations can be made through the link in my pinned post. Thank you for your kindness and support. ❤️

sending my regards your way!can't help u financially at the moment but I can help by spreading the word<3

i'm a casual fan, but I still think(personally) that sometimes, these characteristics become so common. I would recommend making dink feral, make Damian the softie, Duke the menace, Cass is act so knowing it's scary, Tim isn't a coffee addict from what i've seen(I think he's more into energy drinks and sudden naps but I could be wrong). pretty sure he isn't also a weak little baby, he's capable, had to be considering that he was alone somewhat since his childhood and so on and so forth. But still, not to hate those other characterizations! I still eat them up, every time <3

What a fucking fandom, huh!

(etc, etc, etc)

Dreams are weird, man

Tell me why(ain't nothing but a heartache)I had a dream about Superman???

and it wasn't even funny. like-this mf was crushing on everyone in his team for sum reason.

And I mean everyone.(pretty sure he did a musical number on it, I remember Kelly mf Clarkson interviewing him before they break off to sing abt it and it's trending faster than well-something)

and then the scene cuts to Clark and Lois, idek what's happening anymore. THEN BATMAN!!! who is now twice the height of supes breaks in half. in half onto me, I "die", then the scene changes to a wedding??!!1!?

the entire justice League is there in wedding garb, with KON officiating??? in a Cinderella dress....idk either. then all of them kiss, catch on fire, melt off into Gorey pieces of meat....then we're in the raft!(marvel ref)

now i'm panicking(rightfully), I turn around and come face to face with-you guessed it-a disgusting, meaty mountain of all the heroes remains staring at me with a copious amounts of eyeballs.

It gets better, Trigon comes from...somewhere(idek anymore)and grabs the super mountain meat and eats it. just.like.that.

Then I wake up. The end.

i rlly wanted to share this because I don't want to be the only one to suffer with this bs, you're welcome<3

heyyy

so, it's been a hot minute since i last posted on here(not that i really need to but anyways!)

ya girl got into hsr a while ago and got addicted(FEIXIAO COME HOME PLSS) nd while in was doing the trailblazer quest where we meet sunday again, something he said struck me in an odd way.

now a pointed disclaimer, i'm not a professional theory crafter but this gen couldn't leave my mind so i had to share it :3

so! you all know march, right? pretty familiar with our in game companion and bestie.

and we all know that her past is pretty....lacking, in the sense that we know nothing about it apart from the fact that she was encased in ice when she was found by the express and had her memory erased and kept by a memokeeper.

now, back to something sunday said, and bear with me cuz this is relevant: where a place like Penacony harbors memoria(or sum along those lines), and due to the laughing prank by the Pepeshi, Tingyun's psych splintering off into different beings as well, it got me thinking(never a good thing btw).

did march become affected in a similar way as a possible punishment for something her original self did and have the memokeeper split her different personalities and then erase their collective memory so it can't be traced back?? as like a way for her not to be chased down again?

idk, march is js happy go lucky energy most of the time and has this air about her(at least to me) where it seems like there's something about her that we just can't see or conceive. because in such a narrative, esp like hsr, where the characters are always hiding something until the very end, it wouldn't be surprising for march to have such a....dark past abt her.

also, isn't it weird that she has a new skin, and more than 1 path to choose from? as a 4*, she's getting some vip treatment. and that's not js me ragging on her or anything(i truly do love march, she's so sweet)but i just think that the developers are trying their hardest to keep her relevant with a permanent event and all that jazz, so it might not be too far fetched that we might get a dazzling reveal.

at some point, when we do get a reveal, i wouldn't be surprised if there are other marches in existence just like the one we know, just with different personalities and backstories.

maybe the quest where we explored her mind with the matrix of prescience allowed us to witness the connection between the fractured personalities before the memokeeper felt that connection and severed it??

im grasping for straws here, but i think it's a silly theory that might be plausible, idk tbh.

YOUR GIRL IS BACK TO RANTTT

Hi! so, my hyperfixation series updated

but I forgot(like an idiot)

so now I shall yap :)

first and foremost:

new character unlocked(possible love interest for mc I think)

her name is Sunlit Sword Maiden Miryeo Baek.

i'll call her miri for short cuz I ain't gon be bothered to type allat again

the Blondie is here too btw

yes sirrr we are so back >:)))

anyways, I love how the characters continue to be in awe of mc's skills at adapting complex abilities in seconds. it's rather hilarious cuz he js copy pastes their powers like its no problem.

lieterally miri:

you have to understand this is hilarious to me personally(with context)

And this chapter's conundrum is my son absorbing a Panacea which in this story is used as a Qi boosting...thing. just absorb it and you're good.

the catch? most ppl get 70% on average in terms of absorption but sometimes less.

can we all tell where this is going?

so lil bro js pops it like a pill and proceeds to absorb the entire thing :>

literally just

....do you see this bs??? but also like, so proud rn🥹🥹🥹

literally my son slaying in whatever he does like yes, get it!

and his boss shitting metaphorical bricks seeing this go down(maybe he did crap his pants actually)

and of course, let's not forget the depression sprinkled in(more like dumped and stirred in a sadistic soup)

HE DOESNT EXPECT KINDESS??? FUCK HIS FATHER AND HI SDADDY ISSUES MANNNNNB IGVAJBAB

anyways, ignore that.

onto the next bit where Miri(possible love interest) pops in to ask to duel with my son :33

he's so respectful love him so much its not even a joke anymore🥲

now you might be wondering why I keep insisting that miri is a love interest for Shin.

you see this bullshit too right?

i rest my case.

and she's also the only other female we've met besides the god that talked to him before(or maybe they were a trap idk)

so liek-what else am I supposed to do but assume?

or maybe she's just a diva born to be single idk idk😌☕

afetr their little spar where Miri absulotely decimates Shin, we get a little reveal.🫴✨

apaprently, Shin is the only one we know of who can see the circulation of other ppl's Qi.

now, when the actual fuckery that is this series was this a thing? both Shin an I js assumed that everyone could do that but apparently not👁👄👁

in fact, it is unheard of to the point that Miri looked at him like he was crazy

girlie is flabbergasted. speechless. downright confused. like me but for like different reasons. I js thought everyone who was a martial artist could perceive the flow of Qi, but ig not😮‍💨

that's it for today's yap session. join me for this week's Friday(if I remember to read it, that is...)

but once again, my son slays. scares all of the cast and is pretty overpowered. but still pathetic like this guy is absolutely lacking in the love department(CUZ HIS DADS A BOTCH)I will forever stand for slander upon that man's name🤬😤 but I love him so yee ❤