Sanemi's Next >:))))

Hear a girl out >:3333

so um...

Blade x Castorice, anyone???

Anybody??

like-man who cannot die no matter what paired with a woman who is the basic embodiment of a grim reaper/death???

just me? Ok then....

edit:it's such a crack ship now that i think abt it....do with that what you will >:)))

THISSSS

I'd be washing the dishes and all of the sudden, all I be hearing is:

"wASh The DIshEs!!" while I'm washing the dishes and my mom is making DIRECT eye contact w/ me.

atp, how abt you wash tht attitude off and get a better personality >:(

jk, love my mom yo

YOUR GIRL IS BACK TO RANTTT

Hi! so, my hyperfixation series updated

but I forgot(like an idiot)

so now I shall yap :)

first and foremost:

new character unlocked(possible love interest for mc I think)

her name is Sunlit Sword Maiden Miryeo Baek.

i'll call her miri for short cuz I ain't gon be bothered to type allat again

the Blondie is here too btw

yes sirrr we are so back >:)))

anyways, I love how the characters continue to be in awe of mc's skills at adapting complex abilities in seconds. it's rather hilarious cuz he js copy pastes their powers like its no problem.

lieterally miri:

you have to understand this is hilarious to me personally(with context)

And this chapter's conundrum is my son absorbing a Panacea which in this story is used as a Qi boosting...thing. just absorb it and you're good.

the catch? most ppl get 70% on average in terms of absorption but sometimes less.

can we all tell where this is going?

so lil bro js pops it like a pill and proceeds to absorb the entire thing :>

literally just

....do you see this bs??? but also like, so proud rn🥹🥹🥹

literally my son slaying in whatever he does like yes, get it!

and his boss shitting metaphorical bricks seeing this go down(maybe he did crap his pants actually)

and of course, let's not forget the depression sprinkled in(more like dumped and stirred in a sadistic soup)

HE DOESNT EXPECT KINDESS??? FUCK HIS FATHER AND HI SDADDY ISSUES MANNNNNB IGVAJBAB

anyways, ignore that.

onto the next bit where Miri(possible love interest) pops in to ask to duel with my son :33

he's so respectful love him so much its not even a joke anymore🥲

now you might be wondering why I keep insisting that miri is a love interest for Shin.

you see this bullshit too right?

i rest my case.

and she's also the only other female we've met besides the god that talked to him before(or maybe they were a trap idk)

so liek-what else am I supposed to do but assume?

or maybe she's just a diva born to be single idk idk😌☕

afetr their little spar where Miri absulotely decimates Shin, we get a little reveal.🫴✨

apaprently, Shin is the only one we know of who can see the circulation of other ppl's Qi.

now, when the actual fuckery that is this series was this a thing? both Shin an I js assumed that everyone could do that but apparently not👁👄👁

in fact, it is unheard of to the point that Miri looked at him like he was crazy

girlie is flabbergasted. speechless. downright confused. like me but for like different reasons. I js thought everyone who was a martial artist could perceive the flow of Qi, but ig not😮‍💨

that's it for today's yap session. join me for this week's Friday(if I remember to read it, that is...)

but once again, my son slays. scares all of the cast and is pretty overpowered. but still pathetic like this guy is absolutely lacking in the love department(CUZ HIS DADS A BOTCH)I will forever stand for slander upon that man's name🤬😤 but I love him so yee ❤

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me when school drama:

heyyy

so, it's been a hot minute since i last posted on here(not that i really need to but anyways!)

ya girl got into hsr a while ago and got addicted(FEIXIAO COME HOME PLSS) nd while in was doing the trailblazer quest where we meet sunday again, something he said struck me in an odd way.

now a pointed disclaimer, i'm not a professional theory crafter but this gen couldn't leave my mind so i had to share it :3

so! you all know march, right? pretty familiar with our in game companion and bestie.

and we all know that her past is pretty....lacking, in the sense that we know nothing about it apart from the fact that she was encased in ice when she was found by the express and had her memory erased and kept by a memokeeper.

now, back to something sunday said, and bear with me cuz this is relevant: where a place like Penacony harbors memoria(or sum along those lines), and due to the laughing prank by the Pepeshi, Tingyun's psych splintering off into different beings as well, it got me thinking(never a good thing btw).

did march become affected in a similar way as a possible punishment for something her original self did and have the memokeeper split her different personalities and then erase their collective memory so it can't be traced back?? as like a way for her not to be chased down again?

idk, march is js happy go lucky energy most of the time and has this air about her(at least to me) where it seems like there's something about her that we just can't see or conceive. because in such a narrative, esp like hsr, where the characters are always hiding something until the very end, it wouldn't be surprising for march to have such a....dark past abt her.

also, isn't it weird that she has a new skin, and more than 1 path to choose from? as a 4*, she's getting some vip treatment. and that's not js me ragging on her or anything(i truly do love march, she's so sweet)but i just think that the developers are trying their hardest to keep her relevant with a permanent event and all that jazz, so it might not be too far fetched that we might get a dazzling reveal.

at some point, when we do get a reveal, i wouldn't be surprised if there are other marches in existence just like the one we know, just with different personalities and backstories.

maybe the quest where we explored her mind with the matrix of prescience allowed us to witness the connection between the fractured personalities before the memokeeper felt that connection and severed it??

im grasping for straws here, but i think it's a silly theory that might be plausible, idk tbh.

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it updated!!!! yayyy

we got my little son going up against a new foe(that he will decimate) but that's irrelevant, look at him<333

not the bad guy btw, I js think he's a little neat :0

MY SON EVRERYBODY

he's so brutal l lobe him :333

bro's locking in

abt to serve

serving🫴✨✨

got 'em

he's serving the bladecountry

baby stood on business, love him for it

his friend being so proud of him coming in clutch, I can't🥹🥹🥹

cuz he's built different(quite literally he is tho, no joke, somehow managing to unlock skills that take decades to master :>)

that's why the series is called the "Chronicles of a doomed prodigy" but I digress

yes, be jealous of his talent, cuz you'll never reach his level i'm afraid >:)))

this made me lol(for context:the guy on the right looking flabbergasted made a bet with the dude on the left who's Mc's boss)look at him, so smug lmaoooo

he's so precious, look at himmmm he makes me js wanna:

case in point

my son, everybody

literally waiting for the next update as we speak(next Friday cannot come any faster😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨)

This is me on a spiritual level lolll

I'll need this >:))))))))

STOP DOING THIS IN INJURY FICS!!

Bleeding:

Blood is warm. if blood is cold, you’re really fucking feverish or the person is dead. it’s only sticky after it coagulates.

It smells! like iron, obv, but very metallic. heavy blood loss has a really potent smell, someone will notice.

Unless in a state of shock or fight-flight mode, a character will know they’re bleeding. stop with the ‘i didn’t even feel it’ yeah you did. drowsiness, confusion, pale complexion, nausea, clumsiness, and memory loss are symptoms to include.

blood flow ebbs. sometimes it’s really gushin’, other times it’s a trickle. could be the same wound at different points.

it’s slow. use this to your advantage! more sad writer times hehehe.

Stab wounds:

I have been mildly impaled with rebar on an occasion, so let me explain from experience. being stabbed is bizarre af. your body is soft. you can squish it, feel it jiggle when you move. whatever just stabbed you? not jiggly. it feels stiff and numb after the pain fades. often, stab wounds lead to nerve damage. hands, arms, feet, neck, all have more motor nerve clusters than the torso. fingers may go numb or useless if a tendon is nicked.

also, bleeding takes FOREVER to stop, as mentioned above.

if the wound has an exit wound, like a bullet clean through or a spear through the whole limb, DONT REMOVE THE OBJECT. character will die. leave it, bandage around it. could be a good opportunity for some touchy touchy :)

whump writers - good opportunity for caretaker angst and fluff w/ trying to manhandle whumpee into a good position to access both sites

Concussion:

despite the amnesia and confusion, people ain’t that articulate. even if they’re mumbling about how much they love (person) - if that’s ur trope - or a secret, it’s gonna make no sense. garbled nonsense, no full sentences, just a coupla words here and there.

if the concussion is mild, they’re gonna feel fine. until….bam! out like a light. kinda funny to witness, but also a good time for some caretaking fluff.

Fever:

you die at 110F. no 'oh no his fever is 120F!! ahhh!“ no his fever is 0F because he’s fucking dead. you lose consciousness around 103, sometimes less if it’s a child. brain damage occurs at over 104.

ACTUAL SYMPTOMS:

sluggishness

seizures (severe)

inability to speak clearly

feeling chilly/shivering

nausea

pain

delirium

symptoms increase as fever rises. slow build that secret sickness! feverish people can be irritable, maybe a bit of sass followed by some hurt/comfort. never hurt anybody.

ALSO about fevers - they absolutely can cause hallucinations. Sometimes these alter memory and future memory processing. they're scary shit guys.

fevers are a big deal! bad shit can happen! milk that till its dry (chill out) and get some good hurt/comfort whumpee shit.

keep writing u sadistic nerds xox love you

ALSO I FORGOT LEMME ADD ON:

YOU DIE AT 85F

sorry I forgot. at that point for a sustained period of time you're too cold to survive.

pt 2

also please stop traumadumping in the notes/tags, that's not the point of this post. it's really upsetting to see on my feed, so i'm muting the notifs for this post. if you have a question about this post, dm me, but i don't want a constant influx of traumatic stories. xox