Thought About What A Robin To The Absolute!batman Would Look Like. Conclusion: Small

He's thinking Miku, Miku, ooh-ee-ooh

I've realized I always draw him in the same pose when he's wearing a hoodie. Damn.

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Oh well, he looks cute anyway

He’s such a crash out but I would be too if I lived in New Jersey

Jack: If someone is mean to you, you have to fight back, bud. You're a Drake, which means you're as tough as a dragon.

Baby Tim: Rawr.

Jack, holding back tears: Fuck, I'm such a good dad.

Janet: You have to be subtle with your insults. You must not be crude, nor weak. Understood, darling?

Baby Tim: So I can't say Daddy is dumb?

Janet: Exactly. You can offer to help him though. God knows that man needs it.

Brucie Wayne: Hi Janet, Jack! Oh, who's this little guy?

Baby Tim, staring into his soul: I saw pictures of you kissing Mommy and Daddy.

Brucie:

Janet:

Jack: That's because I'm a real catch, Timmy boy. Everyone wants a piece of me. I'm sure you'll be a heartbreaker just like me when you grow up.

Janet: Hun, shut up.

Baby Tim at a gala: OH MY GOD MOMMY ITS DICK!

Janet: Timothy! Where on earth did you get such crude language? No, stop it, no running-

Baby Tim: FLIPPY DICKIE!

Freshly adopted Dick Grayson after being bowled over by a toddler: Alfred did NOT go over this in his etiquette lessons.

Dick: Alright, Dami. Your turn for game night.

Damian: Thank you, Grayson. I presume you’ve heard the tune of “old Mcdonald had a Farm”?

Dick: do you want to sing that?? <3 :D :D

Damian: indeed. With each new animal named I shall then adopt said animal

Steph: really?

Steph [singing]: And on that farm he had a possum eey ie eey ie oe

Damian: Consider it done

Dick: no

Jason [singing]: and on that farm he had a hippo eey ie eey ie oe

Damian: acceptable choice, Todd

Dick: sTOP

Tim [singing]: on that farm he had *five* crocodiles

Dick: HOLY ZOOTOPIA HELL TIM PLEASE DON’T ENCOURAGE THIS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LAW 🎊

tiny Damian got chased by the palace peacocks ONCE and it was enough to traumatize him in to never messing with them again ( + a mini lecture from Grandpa)

how embarrassing 🤨…

Velcro baby Damian

Hello, hi, I want to give dami my psvita so he can crush project diva like his god given right as a Miku fan.

He won’t disappoint you!!! He'll give it a good use!! (he'll stay up every night)

Damian Wayne head canon

In this headcanon, Damian didn't learn English until the age of 8, which made it his 7th language. As a result, his English isn't very good. However, he hides this well because he is a fast learner. He is good at speaking English but has to take his time to comprehend it when someone speaks to him.

This leads to the event where Damian gets de-aged and he doesn't understand anything they are saying, which makes the batfam confused as to why he is not responding. The first person to realize what was happening was when Cass spoke Arabic and Damian finally responded.