Jack: If Someone Is Mean To You, You Have To Fight Back, Bud. You're A Drake, Which Means You're As Tough

dofuwani coworkers au again

This came to me in a dream so bare with me people

Bruce gets a boyfriend/girlfriend or whatever just to keep the media at bay or something along those lines. But then… he actually kinda likes them??

And Bruce is confused as everyone else is about it but he isn’t gonna look a gift horse in the mouth (or whatever that saying is) and he starts genuinely going out with him

His kids and everyone who knows his secret identity are rightfully cautious about it. I mean, Bruce doesn’t have the best track record with relationships, but as long as the man is happy. They just hope there won’t be too much push back when Bruce inevitably blows it up 

They love Bruce but literally no one has any faith in him to keep the relationship for long. They’re are very obviously doubting him and it makes Bruce feel discouraged but he tries not to show it

And then one day, Bruce is having a jolly good time at a gala (at least pretending to) and he gets called by his partner. He’s talking to the cameras and suddenly his partner calls him. His face lights up and the press kinda pressure him to put the call on speaker.

Everyone’s seen his partner, in fact, they seem to soak up the media presence like a sponge. Bruce logically doesn’t think they’ll mind, but just in case he wants to tell them immediately

He accepts the call and before he can get a word out, his partner is saying the most vile and ridiculous things to him.

Dude talks about how he’s disappointed that Bruce hasn’t had sex with him yet and how he never expected the Brucie Wayne to be such a prude and stop his advances. He’s says that the only reason why he put up with Bruce was to get into his pants and since they’ve been dating for five months with no action, it wasn’t worth it anymore. Dudes already been getting action from someone else and he hangs up without letting Bruce say a thing

Bruce’s entire face falls and he’s genuinely devastated. The gala goes quiet and Bruce excuses himself, embarrassed and heartbroken.

He’s trying to stop himself from crying but he just experienced his first real heartbreak in a long time that absolutely wasn’t his fault

His family say is not his fault but Bruce doesn’t believe them because he’s conditioned himself to believe that everything is his fault and he knows that didn’t believe in him in the first place

That’s it

tim drake, with a lapfull of clone baby, who just found a document with parenting advices from mommy blogs (with links) from 12+ years ago on batcomputer: ...hmmm

Trans!Tim Drake but also not Trans Tim Drake.

Androgynous!Tim Drake.

Tim is afab, but also not a female, but not a male, but not non binary.

Tim who has no idea what to do with his gender, so he just switches it up.

But he isn't gender fluid, no.

He looks like both genders, but he isn't both and he isn't neither.

It's a "If you call me a girl or a guy upon your first meeting with me, just stick with it, I don't care".

The hero community are somewhat aware but also not aware at all.

Like there are heroes who call Red Robin a female but Tim Drake a male.

There are heroes who call Red Robin male but Tim Drake female.

There are heroes who call both Tim Drake and Red Robin males.

And there are heroes who call Tim Drake and Red Robin female.

He doesn't care.

Gender is just a societal social structure that science slapped a name on anyways.

When Roy Harper meets red hair Jason Todd?!? 🫣😳

i need a homo-magi tim drake au.

like, i find it very hard to believe that in that mausoleum of a mansion filled to the brim with ancient artifacts jack and janet drake collected throughout their travels, that not a single one of them was cursed —

— and that a nine year old tim didn’t use an ancient aztec macuahuitl as a baseball bat and now knows several dead languages with weird cursed powers from some ancient meso-american demon that camps out in his body.

but like tim has no clue that whatever is going on with him is not normal because he was never told it wasn’t not normal,

and then imagine other people’s reactions to this, especially other magic users like zatanna and constantine —

zatanna: i don’t understand why i can’t seem to get these runes right..

13 year old tim drake: because you’re working on them backwards, it’s supposed to be [fast paced nahuatl]

zatanna: how…?

tim (blissfully unaware of his abilities, smiling sweetly): the voices :D

and then i just imagine his shadow is some looming creature or something idk, kinda how in yj comics his shadow is batman’s silhouette

Jon saying the most absurd, unhinged, out of pocket things to Damian at random because I find the thought hilarious

Damian just minding his own business

Jon, completely unprompted: I kind of wish I could get you pregnant

Damian: Excuses me!?

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Damian quietly reading a book in peace

Jon: Hey Dames are you drinking enough water or do I need to spit in your mouth?

Damian, slowly closing his book, getting up and leaving the room cus what exactly is he supposed to say to that on a random Tuesday afternoon

I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH

Jon sending this tiktok video to Damian, no context and nothing but this emoji 😏: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jDAEyR/

Damian: !?!?! 🤨

I don't have TikTok 😭😭😭 and google won't let me watch it without having the app. I did saw two happy cows

I think Damian would show it to batcow. It's my first time drawing a cow, I'm very proud!

Image refference + draw of the selfie under the cut

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They like to fight crime and be friends!

I havent posted in a whileee havent I, you know how artblock is ;b

I think Jon is a very intense version of Superman. He’s a kid given this big responsibility and almost no control on his very extreme emotions. I think he can get a bit erratic, I think he’s worn out his goodwill faster than Clark ever did or will. I also think Damian is more of a shining light in Gotham than Bruce ever was because Damian demonstrates change. He knows the city is hopeless but he also thinks it’s worth it because he changed. He knows how the blood on his hands felt and how it felt when he washed it off.

This is why when I like the demon Jon and angel Damian motif better than the inverse.