I Think The Rest Of The Bats Probably Forget That Tim Actually Has A Full Time Job. Like An Important

no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.

Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.

Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?

Bruce:

Tim: who the fuck is Damian

Jason, freezing:

Jason:

Jason:

Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?

Jason: I have to leave.

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Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-

Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-

Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.

Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.

Damian:

Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.

Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.

Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary

Talia, hands on waist : Why are there little handprints over the original Van Gogh's I just get?

LoA's Jason, covered of little paint handprints, whispering in Damian's ear : Why are there little handprints over the original Van Gogh's she just get?

2 y/o Damian, bathed in paint, whispering in Jason's ear : Because I have little hands.

LoA's Jason, to Talia : Because he has little hands.

Thinking about the person who said that Tim and Damian's stories are so tragic when compared to eachother because Damian got to learn that he wasn't a tool and all Tim ever got was confirmation that he was

So, I'm imagining a one-shot were Tim walks in on Bruce telling Damian that he'd do anything to make sure he could trust him and just absolutely LOSES it

Because when Tim was Robin, Bruce went out of his way to MAKE SURE Tim didn't trust him, and now he's going out of his way to make sure Damian does? What the FUCK! What happened to "I'll never trust you again" "Good" !??? What happened to making sure everyone has the same amount of trust issues as you???

Bonus points if Alfred catches some strays because it isn't often that he deserves that and this is one of those rare moments where he definitely DOES.

If Alfred ever DESERVES to catch strays, it's gotta be for Jason's Memorial Plaque (a good soldier??? Fuck you, Alfred!) And Tim's 16th birthday. And I *love* 16th birthday related angst.

I want to see Tim lose his cool in a way none of them have ever seen, I want him to scream and cry and throw stuff and then run away, I need it to be BAD

Tl;dr- I wanna see Bruce give Damian things he refused to give Tim and I want Tim to be rightfully upset about it

♯ THINGS TO SCRIPT OR MANIFEST SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU CAN .ᐟ

no, none of this is "unrealistic". get out of that mindset. "logic" doesn't exist. there is infinite realities and possibilities, stop using this reality and is "norms" to dictate what's realistic in completely different realities. thank you & enjoy !

Being able to teleport anywhere instantly without effort

Your skin naturally glowing and never needing skincare

Any book you touch instantly transferring its knowledge to you

Walking into a room and immediately becoming the center of attention

Your bank account always having an unlimited balance

Time bending to your will, slowing down or speeding up as needed

Waking up every day feeling fully energized and motivated

The ability to speak and command respect with just your voice

Any item you imagine appearing in your hands instantly

Food always tasting exactly how you want it, no matter where you get it

A personal library that expands with every book you think about

Your home automatically adjusting its temperature to your perfect comfort

Any perfume or scent lasting all day without fading

Shoes that never get dirty or uncomfortable, no matter where you go

A natural talent for music, allowing you to play any instrument instantly

The ability to read minds only when you want to

Finding secret passageways and hidden places wherever you go

Your signature becoming iconic and instantly recognizable

Having a voice that captivates everyone who hears it

Your reflection changing outfits instantly so you can preview them

A personal assistant appearing whenever you need help with anything

Always knowing the right words to say in any conversation

Your hair growing and styling itself exactly how you want each day

Seeing the world in richer, more vibrant colors than anyone else

Being able to heal yourself instantly from any sickness or pain

Jewelry and accessories appearing on you as soon as you think about them

Your footsteps making no sound unless you want them to

The ability to sense when someone is lying to you

Plants and nature responding positively to your presence

A personal journal where everything you write becomes reality

Your favorite places never being crowded when you visit them

Getting free upgrades on flights, hotels, and reservations automatically

Always having the perfect comeback in any situation

Being able to switch your energy from calm to charismatic at will

A cloud-like bed that makes every night’s sleep perfect

Never feeling cold or hot, always at the perfect temperature

Animals instantly understanding and communicating with you

Every letter or package you receive containing a pleasant surprise

People remembering you in the best way after every interaction

Being able to sense when something amazing is about to happen

Walking into any store and finding exactly what you need in seconds

Art and creative projects turning out exactly as you envision them

A personal wardrobe that updates itself with new pieces every morning

Every door opening for you right before you reach it

Waking up each day with a new, exciting adventure waiting for you

The ability to change your mood instantly to whatever you want

Water always tasting crisp, refreshing, and perfectly chilled

The stars shining extra bright whenever you look at the night sky

A secret hideaway that only you can access whenever you need peace

DAMIAN WAYNE HEADCANON

A headcanon where Damian can't stand the cold, so when winter comes, he either avoids going outside or wears double the winter gear when he goes outsid

When he is forced to go outside, he huddles up in a big puffy coat, a large scarf, fur winter boots, a hoodie with cat ears (a gift from Dick), and earmuffs. He even brings Titus so he can have more warmth near him.

Throughout the year, the batfam has a scrapbook (that Damian doesn't know about) dedicated to Damian in his winter gear because it's one of the cutest/funniest things they have ever seen Damian do.

U seen that video of that couple where the girl goes to grab his phone and he snatches his bag of chips thinking she’s going for that and then hands her his phone once he realizes? Thats jondami

i love the headcannon that both tim and cass look scarily alike, to the point they could be twins.

like they both share the same general lithe build, they’re the same short height, cass has a short bob while tim has his baby mullet, their training is similar due to their backgrounds with lady shiva and the loa, and (depending on your headcanon) both waisan- so i can definitely see instances where they’re confused for each other or where they mess with everyone around them.

cass on patrol in red robin gear so tim can go on a date with bernard:

random thugs seconds away from being one hit k.o’d: yo since when did red robin start melting into the shadows like an eldritch horror?

jason: hey tim -

cass: wrong.

jason: no, im pretty sure you’re tim, i gave you that scar right there in your neck

cass: nu-uh, this is from cain

jason:

cass:

jason: well this got awkward…

steph hugging tim from behind: hey babe

tim: wrong wayne

steph: ew, i should’ve known, your ass isnt nearly as —

tim walking away with his fingers in his ears: lalalalala im not listening to you

damian: i think you’re the only one in this family i respect

tim who has been silently hanging out with him for the past 3 hours: aw thanks damian, i’ve come to love you like a brother too

damian: drake? i thought you were cassandra, my apologies, i retract my previous statement

tim: don’t care, you love me, don’t try to deny it

lady shiva hugging both tim and cass: my beautiful twins, such well trained weapons, unfortunate that you both ended up with cain

bruce pulling his children back: tim isnt yours…

shiva: well that cant be right, he’s s the spitting image of my sister carolyn, and that birth was far too painful to only produce one small child

tim: woah full circle, my drag-sona is called caroline, maybe you are my mom, i wouldn’t put it past janet drake to adopt

bruce: tim no, you’re not even the same type of asian

cass: too late, we’re blood

shiva: see!

Inspired by this week's WFA:

Bruce, emailing: Dear Clark, I need you to report to Wayne Manor at your earliest convenience. Signed, Bruce Wayne.

Clark, emailing back: Dear Bruce, I will be there within the next hour. Signed, Clark Kent.

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Dick, texting: Meet me and Babs in 30.

Kara, texting back: K.

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Jason, shouting out the window: YO BIZ!

Bizarro, five minutes later: Not here!

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Damian, at a normal volume: Kent.

Jon: *zooms across the country in three seconds*

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Tim:

Kon: *breaks the sound barrier*

Tim Drake, CEO: So, why did you move to Gotham?

Employee: To tell you the truth, I was skeptical at first, but my husband insisted. He’s a big Batman fan.

Tim: I see. Are you a superhero fan as well?

Employee: yeah, not Batman though. I like that other one… what’s the name…

Tim: Robin? Black Bat? Batgirl?

Employee: no… Red! Red Robin! Yeah, I’ve seen him around, saw him save a bank. Now that guy was cool.

Tim: Interesting.

Tim [whispers to secretary]: Remind me to give him a promotion next month.