no, none of this is "unrealistic". get out of that mindset. "logic" doesn't exist. there is infinite realities and possibilities, stop using this reality and is "norms" to dictate what's realistic in completely different realities. thank you & enjoy !
Being able to teleport anywhere instantly without effort
Your skin naturally glowing and never needing skincare
Any book you touch instantly transferring its knowledge to you
Walking into a room and immediately becoming the center of attention
Your bank account always having an unlimited balance
Time bending to your will, slowing down or speeding up as needed
Waking up every day feeling fully energized and motivated
The ability to speak and command respect with just your voice
Any item you imagine appearing in your hands instantly
Food always tasting exactly how you want it, no matter where you get it
A personal library that expands with every book you think about
Your home automatically adjusting its temperature to your perfect comfort
Any perfume or scent lasting all day without fading
Shoes that never get dirty or uncomfortable, no matter where you go
A natural talent for music, allowing you to play any instrument instantly
The ability to read minds only when you want to
Finding secret passageways and hidden places wherever you go
Your signature becoming iconic and instantly recognizable
Having a voice that captivates everyone who hears it
Your reflection changing outfits instantly so you can preview them
A personal assistant appearing whenever you need help with anything
Always knowing the right words to say in any conversation
Your hair growing and styling itself exactly how you want each day
Seeing the world in richer, more vibrant colors than anyone else
Being able to heal yourself instantly from any sickness or pain
Jewelry and accessories appearing on you as soon as you think about them
Your footsteps making no sound unless you want them to
The ability to sense when someone is lying to you
Plants and nature responding positively to your presence
A personal journal where everything you write becomes reality
Your favorite places never being crowded when you visit them
Getting free upgrades on flights, hotels, and reservations automatically
Always having the perfect comeback in any situation
Being able to switch your energy from calm to charismatic at will
A cloud-like bed that makes every night’s sleep perfect
Never feeling cold or hot, always at the perfect temperature
Animals instantly understanding and communicating with you
Every letter or package you receive containing a pleasant surprise
People remembering you in the best way after every interaction
Being able to sense when something amazing is about to happen
Walking into any store and finding exactly what you need in seconds
Art and creative projects turning out exactly as you envision them
A personal wardrobe that updates itself with new pieces every morning
Every door opening for you right before you reach it
Waking up each day with a new, exciting adventure waiting for you
The ability to change your mood instantly to whatever you want
Water always tasting crisp, refreshing, and perfectly chilled
The stars shining extra bright whenever you look at the night sky
A secret hideaway that only you can access whenever you need peace
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Anti hero Jon who has an obvious soft spot for the hero Damian
Part 51! If you can't tell, I like to make everyone one of Bruce's exes. It really adds some spice, don't you think?
(Thanks to @dying-isnt-good-for-your-health @pencilofawesomeness and @oneconfusedfeesh for the questions!)
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(Explanation for repost under cut)
Hey, so the last time I posted this I made a really stupid joke about Constantine that, looking back, wasn't really great. I decided that the best way to fix this would be to just reupload the post without that joke because I acknowledge it wasn't great, or even funny in the first place. Thanks for your understanding! I'll be better in the future!
Damian (in between chewing his sandwich): Grandfather, you have that skibidi Ohio rizz.
Ra's Al Ghul (perplexed at what he just got called): I have the what what what?
Bruce chuckled, wiping his nose as he did. Damian quickly swallowed his food, eager to clarify his point.
Damian: It means you're uncool and bad at flirting.
Ra's Al Ghul (debating if he's going insane): That doesn't make any- You said a state in the middle of that.
Damian: It's how some of the kids talk at school. You're also the opposite of sigma.
Damian snickered, a grin plastered on his face as he watched the gears in his grandfather's head grind to a halt, imagining steam billowing from his ears. Ra's turned to Bruce, one eyebrow raised, an expression that was equal parts anger and confusion.
Ra's: I'm aware he's autistic, but unless I missed the part where they have brain damage, this is not normal behavior. What brainwashing have you been putting this child through?
Bruce (texting Selina): You're blaming the wrong person. Kids are going through their brain rot era and Damian is getting caught in the crossfire.
Damian (pointing at the man): Grandpa, you have negative aura.
Ra's (slapping the boy's hand away and then pointing to a corner of the room): Alright now that one I know is an insult! Time out, go to the wall and stare at it for ten minutes!
Damian sucked his teeth but eventually stood up, walking over to the wall and staring at it. Though he was enjoying practicing the latest, terrible Gen Alpha slang especially to annoy his family with, he still maintained respect with his elders.
Damian: He's just salty he has skibidi ohio rizz.
Ra's and Bruce (in unison): Stop saying that like it means anything! Oh great, now I'm agreeing with him! Look what you made me do!
When it comes to mission reports, Damian is the epitome of not showing your work.
Bruce: Damian, what did you do with the Riddler?
Damian: I apprehended him.
Bruce: When, where, and how?
Damian: Yesterday. Crime Alley. Stakeout.
Bruce: Why isn't any of this written down? You have to document it for future case references. You just wrote, "Done."
Damian: Because I'm done.
Bruce: But you're supposed to tell us the steps you took.
Damian: Step one: I did it.
Gotham City Subway
The only Robin who can squat during a train ride is Stephanie Brown; sadly, Damian doesn’t currently have the skill.
They're always eating everything
damian wayne would totally be a fan of the sonic the hedgehog franchise
more specifically, he would be a fan of shadow.
hearme out on this please
ok but like, i dont have anything to back this up, but like
just trust me on this
tell me that this little kid, who was told from birth that he is genetically perfect, who eventually learns to chill out with the killing:
would not look at the ultimate lifeform, all broody n shit:
and not start learning the lore reasons for why shadow is cool as fuck