U seen that video of that couple where the girl goes to grab his phone and he snatches his bag of chips thinking she’s going for that and then hands her his phone once he realizes? Thats jondami
And is finished!!!
Thanks those who gave me ways to post it in case it was too big, but Omg TUMBLER LET ME POST IT??? I thought 50 something MB were a lot, but it seems Tumblr can handle it!
This song is something I heard everyday as a little kid, my mom loves Jeanette! I always thought the song was 'why are you leaving?' but it seems it's 'because you're leaving'. Well, you can see I played with that at the end 😼
+ the drawings, of course!
I love how they turned out!
I'm not a pro in lipsync, so what I did was just draw their mouths doing the vowels. So when they sing: porqué te vas, they're actually saying "o é e a".
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Dick: Alright, Dami. Your turn for game night.
Damian: Thank you, Grayson. I presume you’ve heard the tune of “old Mcdonald had a Farm”?
Dick: do you want to sing that?? <3 :D :D
Damian: indeed. With each new animal named I shall then adopt said animal
Steph: really?
Steph [singing]: And on that farm he had a possum eey ie eey ie oe
Damian: Consider it done
Dick: no
Jason [singing]: and on that farm he had a hippo eey ie eey ie oe
Damian: acceptable choice, Todd
Dick: sTOP
Tim [singing]: on that farm he had *five* crocodiles
Dick: HOLY ZOOTOPIA HELL TIM PLEASE DON’T ENCOURAGE THIS
Tim Drake grows his hair out past his shoulders and he looks equally as pretty as he is handsome. His family don't know what to do with this development because they suddenly all but having to beat people off him with bats wherever they go and the internet is losing its collective shit over #TimothyWithTheGoodHair.
The internet ranking Tim's hair cuts and finding that no matter what the style is (even that godsforesaken bowl cut), he absolutely rocks the hairstyle.
There's entire wars on social media on the "best" hairstyle, but they unanimously agree that his longer hair is the favored one
Keeping on the massive crush Bruce, I have this headcanon for all of the batfam.
Talking how Dick just giggles and twirls his hair when Wally is talking about the stupidest thing and laugh about anything the speedster says.
Talking how Jason tries his best to not blush at any flirty pass that roy does, and later in his safehouse just swoons and giggles and kicks his feet because roy called him pretty bird and does the same thing he did to be called that again the next time.
Talking tim dreamily agreeing to anything kon says, and doing the classic laying his hand the bicep when laughing and calling him funny altho the joke was dry as fuck.
Talking how Damian is just like Bruce, stoic and serious on the outside, scolding Jon like usual but on the inside he's just a confused teenager because omg Jon looked extra cute and his guilty face was so adorable.
I like to see the superfamily be all gone for the bats, but I absolutely love when the roles are reversed.
Jon and Damian making out, getting hot and heavy in Damian's room
Jon, nuzzled comfortably between Damian's thighs: Um...
Damian: What's wrong?
Jon: Nothing it's just... I don't think I can do it with your Hatsune Miku poster staring right at me
Damian does in fact have a giant Hatsune Miku poster right above his headboard
Damian: ...
Damian: Yeah well I rather her than having to stare up your Naruto poster
Jon:
Jon does in fact have a giant Naruto poster on his ceiling
Thinking about Damian who gets called 'a selfish prick without a heart or the emotional capacity to give even a sliver of a fuck' and he just hides how much that hurt him until eventually he comes up to Bruce or one of his brothers crying because is he really that heartless? is he really so selfish and cruel?
yeah
The Batkids have the same twenty dollar bill that has been going around for like 16 years straight or something - beginning with Jason and Dick
The story goes:
Jason, 12: I bet you $20 that I can make Bruce cry without saying a word
Dick: Deal.
Jason: *walks up to Bruce and hugs with love in his eyes*
Bruce: *violently sobbing and picking Jason up*
Dick: *angrily walks by and slyly hands Jason a 20*
—
A few weeks later it’s
Dick, on a skyscraper looking down at a different one: I bet $20 that I can make this landing
(Info: this genuinely should not be possible for Plot Reasons)
Jason: okay but if you die I get to keep it
Dick: *jumps and lands it*
Jason: *sadly climbs back down to the street and hands a proud Dick the SAME $20 he earned not too long ago*
—-
This goes on between them for years - up until you know what
—-
Dick, out of habit: I bet you $20 you can’t do six front flips in a row
Tim, new and eager to please: watch me bitch
Tim: *does it perfectly - maybe with a tad bit of a waver but still*
Dick:
Dick, crying hysterically for many reasons: *hands the faithful $20 over*
—-
(For plot reasons Tim never spends it for X reason)
Steph: I bet you $20 I can make that guy over there ask for my number
Tim: okay
Steph: *comes back over after successfully getting him to ask*
Tim: *handing over the 20*
—
Cass:
Steph: oh you’re fucking on
Cass:
Steph: DAMNIT *hands $20 over*
—-
Cass:
Damian: -tt- yes obviously I can. I shall take on the bet
Damian: *wins*
Cass: >:(
—-
Damian: Thomas, I will give you a 20 dollar if you can scare Father
Duke: Hell yeah
Duke: *goes on a quest for a few days before he genuinely scares the crap out of Bruce*
Duke: GIVE ME THE $20 HOE
—
By now, it’s a very big inside joke between the bats
—
It’s Dicks turn with the $20 when it happens like the first day
Jason: hey I bet I can make Bruce cry
Dick: oh please he hasn’t since 2013
Jason: Watch me
Jason: *walks up to Bruce, says a few words, hugs him tightly, walks back over to Dick*
Jason: Wait for it…
Bruce: *wonders off and a few moments later - you hear crying*
Dick: *passes a very wrinkly and used $20*
Jason: what the hell is this? The routing number has been out of rotation for years
Dick: oh it’s the same one that we used back when we made stupid bets - it’s been around the family
Jason:
Jason: *definitely not crying*
—-
Anyway; the reason I made this post was cuz of this headcanon
The bat siblings might have a $20 bill but there’s a 75% chance they won’t give it to you because “oh it’s not spending money”
“(Bat) YOU’RE A MULTIBILLIONAIRE”
“I know but this one is special-“