when smoking in one's garden, one hopes that a little ember would but glance off a slug's wet body and extinguish itself on her slimy belly, not burn a wicked wound in her. but when smoking around the enemy's stronghold, one hopes it would catch some gunpowder left about, and burn the whole thing down in a storm of chance.
her when she 😦😐😮
kassandra ✨
fandom would not be able to handle these two if buffy dropped today
lesbianism is a gift and a virtue. sapphic love is wonderful. having a deep understanding of women is delightful.
sapphic sexual attraction is amazing, sapphic romantic attraction great, and sapphic alterous attraction is incredible.
being a lesbian is good and right, and I hope any lesbian reading this has a marvellous day
twenty years across the sea
9 people i want to get to know better!!! ft formatting on mobile 😍🙏
(thank u again fellow icarly ASMR enjoyer 💕 @xthescarletbitch)
last song: the entirety of kate bush’s “the dreaming”, specifically pull out the pin
last show: alone on the history channel (i love trees)
currently watching: alone on the history channel but the next season (i love trees)
currently reading: several things due to the untreated adhd!!!! the picture of dorian gray, the way the crow flies, anansi’s boys
current obsession: mainlining abby since 2020 but the recent additions of eivor, kass + sevika have really spiced things up
sorry to tag ppl who have already been tagged. but i really mean it (ง’̀-‘́)ง @twdimagining @retronamic @losingherface @mrsdanirojas @tlouflicksvp @alcinas-darling @misspearly1 @idwtet @bvibrato 🌬💕
Nine People I Want To Get To Know Better~!!
Thank you for the tag darling💗: @gabrielsellesty
Last song: Renegade - Aaryan Shah
Last show: “กรงกรรม” It’s a Thai television series and I am OBSESSED
Currently watching: Not watching any shows at the moment
Currently reading: Last Night At The Telegraph Club by Malinda Lo
Current obsession: How To Train Your Dragon lmao lowkey wanna have a dragon pet + Toothless is adorable
Tagging💗: @chrysanthemumwrld @kingofzaun @thehoundwrites @sevikasmainwhore @sevikasangel @cassifictional @alcinas-darling @sxpphicfxiry @sevikaspillowprincess
me parting the red sea of cool gifsets to find the cum inflation reader inserts
me in the fandom tag wading through a thousand omegaverse, yandere, cum inflation reader insert fics in order to find a cool gifset i saw 3 years ago
me: sigh...
her: babe what's wrong? usually you love doing this
me: *standing at the larger of the two steles that flank the entrance to the land of the dead, listlessly tallying the steady flow of souls and engraving the names of the cruel-hearted among them* idk.. :/
her: aw baby. would it cheer you up if we switched places for a little while?
me: yeah maybe *goes to the stele which records the names of the kind-hearted* hey check this out *puts her name on it*
her: aw! :)
me: :)
spirit of a warrior, slain by his lover after they found themselves on opposite sides of a battle: wails
cannot emphasize how much i have been thinking about this for 2 days and 2 nights. oh m god
Author’s Note: Hello all, this has been in the works for quite a while! Like half a year, but I’ve finally figured out where I want to go with it, what the plot is, etc.. This is a 2 part prologue, I like it I feel like it gives a good build up to when we actually see Eivor. It may not be what you were expecting but I like it! Enjoy and let me know what you think!
AO3 link - here
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diversity win! the viking burning your monastery is a lesbian