me: sigh...
her: babe what's wrong? usually you love doing this
me: *standing at the larger of the two steles that flank the entrance to the land of the dead, listlessly tallying the steady flow of souls and engraving the names of the cruel-hearted among them* idk.. :/
her: aw baby. would it cheer you up if we switched places for a little while?
me: yeah maybe *goes to the stele which records the names of the kind-hearted* hey check this out *puts her name on it*
her: aw! :)
me: :)
spirit of a warrior, slain by his lover after they found themselves on opposite sides of a battle: wails