Twenty Years Across The Sea

when smoking in one's garden, one hopes that a little ember would but glance off a slug's wet body and extinguish itself on her slimy belly, not burn a wicked wound in her. but when smoking around the enemy's stronghold, one hopes it would catch some gunpowder left about, and burn the whole thing down in a storm of chance.

me parting the red sea of cool gifsets to find the cum inflation reader inserts

me in the fandom tag wading through a thousand omegaverse, yandere, cum inflation reader insert fics in order to find a cool gifset i saw 3 years ago

serving hunt

i heard they're crucifying the insincere tonight

Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)

neither a good girl nor a good boy but a third secret thing

thinks about canon she/they eivor

me: sigh...

her: babe what's wrong? usually you love doing this

me: *standing at the larger of the two steles that flank the entrance to the land of the dead, listlessly tallying the steady flow of souls and engraving the names of the cruel-hearted among them* idk.. :/

her: aw baby. would it cheer you up if we switched places for a little while?

me: yeah maybe *goes to the stele which records the names of the kind-hearted* hey check this out *puts her name on it*

her: aw! :)

me: :)

spirit of a warrior, slain by his lover after they found themselves on opposite sides of a battle: wails

You yes you look me in The eyes right now you want to go see furiosa right now. You want to go to the theater and see furiosa a mad max saga director by George miller in Theaters right now. Yes you. You want to go see furiosa right now. It'll be so cool trust me trust me you want to go see furiosa right now in theaters right now. No looks me in the eyes get in your car and drive to the nearest theater and say to them hello yes id like one ticket for furiosa a mad max saga please. actually you should ask for two one for right now and one for tomorrow. When you will go see furiosa a mad max saga again. Yes you look me in the eyes go to the theater right now. You don't have anything else to do I promise you go to the theater and watch furiosa a mad max saga. work is nothing compared to furiosa a mad max saga director by George miller. You yes you look me in the eyes

lesbianism is a gift and a virtue. sapphic love is wonderful. having a deep understanding of women is delightful.

sapphic sexual attraction is amazing, sapphic romantic attraction great, and sapphic alterous attraction is incredible.

being a lesbian is good and right, and I hope any lesbian reading this has a marvellous day