By Brendon Burton

💗💕💖 for being kind and lovely, have a kiss on the forehead! pass it on to 10 people 💖💕💗

💖🧡💓💙💖🖤💘💚❣️💜💓❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💙💗 oh these??? these are my uwus. all for you

yall ever get emotional thinking about the rosetta stone

diversity win! the viking burning your monastery is a lesbian

Idea for a dating app where you get a notification every time someone swipes left. Just makes you feel like absolute shit

her when she 😦😐😮

kassandra ✨

lesbianism is a gift and a virtue. sapphic love is wonderful. having a deep understanding of women is delightful.

sapphic sexual attraction is amazing, sapphic romantic attraction great, and sapphic alterous attraction is incredible.

being a lesbian is good and right, and I hope any lesbian reading this has a marvellous day

when smoking in one's garden, one hopes that a little ember would but glance off a slug's wet body and extinguish itself on her slimy belly, not burn a wicked wound in her. but when smoking around the enemy's stronghold, one hopes it would catch some gunpowder left about, and burn the whole thing down in a storm of chance.

me: sigh...

her: babe what's wrong? usually you love doing this

me: *standing at the larger of the two steles that flank the entrance to the land of the dead, listlessly tallying the steady flow of souls and engraving the names of the cruel-hearted among them* idk.. :/

her: aw baby. would it cheer you up if we switched places for a little while?

me: yeah maybe *goes to the stele which records the names of the kind-hearted* hey check this out *puts her name on it*

her: aw! :)

me: :)

spirit of a warrior, slain by his lover after they found themselves on opposite sides of a battle: wails

putting my cigarette out on my stupid ass pet rock 🤣🤣🤣 lpve when it whimprs

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead