Kaji And Misato Are Already Kinda Cute, But If That Shit Was Yuri It Would Be So Peak

knuckle tats that says libr rary

having a nice and normal call with someone and then hanging up and instantly yelling "what the fuck what the fuck why did i sound like that AAAAAAAAAAAA" and feeling my body temperature drop like 10 degrees and i start biting chunks out of my hand and crying blood and rotating in a circle

bweh

Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

the marvellous misadventures of flatpak

i went to the dentist and i made sure not to swallow a single time while the lady was working in my mouth, in hopes that it would let her know about my gag reflex. just In Case

any second now everyone is going to notice the massive unsalvageable flaw that even I cannot begin to pinpoint

they call it watersports bc when a girl holds her mouth open for ur stream despite how obviously gross she finds it you have to admire water sport she's being about it

(sagely) they’re called broad shoulders because broads have em