Having A Nice And Normal Call With Someone And Then Hanging Up And Instantly Yelling "what The Fuck What

on the whole I would like to see more ppl embracing the positive power of patricide

Little Alice and her little Alice

i went to the dentist and i made sure not to swallow a single time while the lady was working in my mouth, in hopes that it would let her know about my gag reflex. just In Case

call me a little monkey on the bed the way i fell off

(sagely) they’re called broad shoulders because broads have em

foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

Every time we see the federations stupid ship a different one of the zaku pilots looks at me like "put me in coach" and i have to pretend that he isnt about to get ripped in half by an enemy soldier who's clearly having a panic attack over comms

ever since i was a little girl i knew i always wanted to violate intellectual property and copyright law