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im sick of pretending I'm not a hater too 💔

I’m tired of saying no hate when I’m the biggest hater 😕

guys, I love sonadow or wtv the ship name is called BUT. can tumblr and pinterest STOP ONKY SHOWING ME GAY HEDGEHOGS??? LIKE GUYS I CLICKED THE LIKE BUTTON FOR A SONADOW POST BC I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE CAN WE NOT JS SHOW ME THESE QUEER HEDGEHOGS

i physically need to squeeze Darry. like psssst psospspsps come here little guy I'm gonna squish you. Think of hugging a really fat cat. I need to do that.

guys my friend recored me saying "if she don't hawk tuah then I don't talk tuah" how cooked am i?

Chad you know what you did.

two bit is me core

I feel like Two-Bit is def that hype friend that’s DANGEROUSLY supportive & enamored by Darry: ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ Two: *whistle* Damnnnnn, you look good as hell in them jeans. I would eat your shit front to ba- Darry: ALRIGHT, that’s enough.

Darry: I shouldn’t have done that to Pony. It’s really my fault- Two: On god you were right as fuck to smack the shit out that little boy. I’ve been praying for this day a good minute now-

Darry: I don’t know… I’m just worried sometimes no one will ever really love me. It’s like- Two: Yeahhhhh, I’m gonna need you to drop them drawls babygirl. Darry: WHAT.

Darry: Two-Bit, I have a boyfriend. Two: That don’t mean nothing.

Two: You know what? We should just kill him. Darry: We are NOT murdering my boyfriend. Two: FINE. I’ll get Dally to do it. Darry: Y’all, I got to be honest…I burned the hell out of the meat for tonight. Soda: JESUS DARRY, HOW LONG DID YOU LET IT GO FOR??? Darry: …Sorry… Two: Shoot, ain’t nothing wrong with it! (He proceeded to eat it all and Darry had to hold his hair back while he vomited it up an hour later 💀)

———— Shoutout my mookie wookie: Two-Bit would say babygirl I fear @sleepyfishboy

Observations from the mouthwashing fandom

“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling

bro your fat throbbing cock is so annoying distracting i'm trying to play roller coaster tycoon

Curly crash out.

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