Sorry Kids Daddy Lost All His Money Betting On Rhinoceros Beetle Fights Again There Won't Be A Christmas

I dunno if i posted this yet but Emily!!!

sorry i got a boner when you gave me a high five i just havent had anybody want me around in a long time

“I guess that’s your decision, huh Dally?🤨”

“It’s a greaser decision, Darrel 🙄”

God they fight like a divorced couple trying to keep it together for the kids but still can’t hide the fact that they can’t stand each other

The Greaser’s Favorite & Least Favorite Things In The Modern World.

➼ Darry Curtis:

-Favorite Thing: Twitter (I can’t explain this) -Least Favorite Thing: Inflation💀💀

➼ Ponyboy Curtis:

-Favorite Thing: Broadway Musicals -Least Favorite Thing: Life 360 (Darry Uses It On Him)

➼ Sodapop Curtis:

-Favorite Thing: Taylor Swift -Least Favorite Thing: Search History

➼ Dallas Winston:

-Favorite Thing: Snapchat -Least Favorite Thing: Pepper Spray

➼ Steve Randle:

-Favorite Thing: Vapes -Least Favorite Thing: Dating Apps

➼ Two Bit Matthews:

-Favorite Thing: Disneyland -Least Favorite Thing: Drake (He follows the rap beef)

➼ Johnny Cade:

-Favorite Thing: Child Protection Services 😭😭😭😭 (I’m So Evil) -Least Favorite Thing: UBER Drives/Drivers

*tied to a chair,.spitting up blood* heh..... youre gonna need to brush my teeth a little harder than THAT to get information out of me

Rip Dallas Winston you would've Loved Nirvana

not santa leaving claw marks and saliva all over the front door since we sealed up the chimney... your ass is banished freak

lowkey it does sound pretty difficult to put the pieces of the mimic together.

people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own