The Greaser’s Favorite & Least Favorite Things In The Modern World.

I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.

I’m at the BDSM club painting tunnels on the wall for my sub to run into

Do eat skin of baby?

No but I'm very moist. Much like a baby out the womb

absolute diva that i made like 2 months ago who i love more then life itself

do we think blond men are born evil or does some tragic event occur with all of them in their formative years

important things to note about the Queen and the Pope dying

their deaths happened after meeting with right-wing politicians

their deaths took place after the Tumblr sexyman results

Trisha Paytas announced being pregnant around the same time of both deaths

they were both heads of a state (and just, very extremely high-ranking important figures in general)

Jschlatt predicted both deaths

they were both heads of their respective Church

the Pope died on the Queen’s birthday

i'll be updating this post as i find more things out!

pinecone

PREACH

“we need more complex female characters”

okay, well how about you take the ones we have and stop bitching about them doing “bad things”. let them be mean! let them be selfish!! yes, cheating is very wrong, i get it, but so is jumping kids! yall will give the most IN DEPTH analysis of these random soc boys and why they jump greasy kids (which there’s nothing wrong with analyzing the soc boys) but then you’ll turn around and bitch and moan about cherry and how she broke up with bob, or sandy and that she cheated, and sylvia cheating too, like…they’re all morally grey. no one’s black and white. they’re all good and bad. let them be good and bad, because even if these characters were the most fleshed out, sweetest characters ever, yall would dub them “annoying”

idk, it bugs me a lot of you can’t tell

What if Darry wasn’t a good older brother in high school? What if he mocked Pony for being so young, childish. What if he bullied Soda for being dumb, unable to get good grades no matter how hard he tried. What if he bullied Greasers for the denim they wore, The grease in their hair. Even though he knew he could never be a soc, he tried to pretend to be one.

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