Sigh Should I Actually Finish My Silly Drawing Of Anya Or Js Implode?

hey g- [was about to say “girlboss” reflexively but then realizes you’re transgender and i don’t wanna misgender you]boyboss- [remembers the patriarchy] boss- [remembers i hate capitalism] king- [remembers i hate the monarchy] friend. how’s it going?

sigh here's yoyr food for today

Im also cooking some alien yaoi up *i say with devious and malicious intent*

#cantspellthugwithouthug 💔

"Ponyboy trying to act tough even though he needs his big brother to cuddle him to sleep is so funny"

HE CAN DO BOTH🙁🙁

you can't spell "thug" without "hug"🥀💔

here’s the facts

donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant

he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”

the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option

they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb

donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets

trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings

when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord

when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:

“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”

I can't deal with those male fitness instructors on Instagram who try to be all coy about their big asses... shake that wagon like a whore or delete your account

This man right here. He's Puerto Rican. No, I'm not projecting your crazy.. Wdyn im gaslighting you??? Ur js crazy..

i finished anya!!! it's crappy and rushed but that's bc i may or may not only draw in school and mayhaps always get in trouble for being on my phone.. Its ok tho bc anya :3

pinecone

Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;)

Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic